You see. There was Ruthie. And PDiddy. And a dog in a rainbow wig wearing a red nose. And and a giant 55 gallon drum of Johnson’s Baby Oil. And an empty tray of crack brownies. And a small herd of sheep.

Well anyways with a group like that things got messy. Oily. Slippery. Slick.

You get the picture.

BigDogCWG
Clowns With Guns
Worlds m
Most lovable mutt sort of kind of well maybe

Are you saying I ate the crack brownies and have absolutely no recollection of this.

PDiddy? Oh hells no

I'm not angry with you, just disappointed in a fatherly way...
Mostly over bringing P-Diddy...
Ruthie is welcome, and well, accidents with baby oil drums just happen, I understand :P

Well at least I didn’t do the doggie butt drag on that nice new shag carpet.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Some of them have fleas

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