You sound like a fluff, fluff
Shut the fluff up, fluff
When your fans turn haters, it’s a hell of a switch
You done? Alright
DM just hit me on a text
Last night, left hickeys on her neck
Wait, you dissed me? I’m perplexed
Talk fluff in chat, then love in a DM—sus text
Two-faced clown—what you gonna pull next?

Sorry you said I should die
While I was at war with monsters, MMA high
Forgot to reply, wasn’t dodgin’ the cry
Now the giant’s woke, eyes open wide
Undeniable heat, got the flame supplied
So before you rage quit, delete, and duck
Let’s see who folds when the smoke gets tough

With your corny lines (“Red said he’s gonna kill me”)—please
Doug, I’ve been playin’ two decades with ease
Could spin a new tag in my fluffin’ sleep
You just whine and beg, then crawl and creep
Let’s speak on somethin’ I don’t even do
You ain’t suicidin’ tags—you scared, it’s true
You just whisper in ears and push others through

You’re a molehill, I’ll make a mountain outta you
Ho, chill—what “place” did you set me in?
Good at war? You ain’t never been
Say you’ll report me to Discord men?
The only time you’re silent’s when you’re blocked and banned again

Know your facts before you try that move
Call me killer? Nah, you fluff-made, dude
Ran war squads back in ’02
Still write like a child but spit like a brute
More fans than you in the crew you “made”
(PDM)—but you ain’t why it still got flame
I won’t hit it, that’s why it breathes
You beg others to swing, but I leave it be

Got the happy okay, and you spent all day
Sendin’ shots just to dig your grave
Now you at your own wake, I’m the billy goat
Legend stamped, your name’s a footnote
You ain’t never made a list with Drow
Not Slag, not DM—sit down, bro
Not DD, not Primetime, not Weezy, not Coalie
You stay on the bench, while they know me wholly

Doug, it ain’t PDM that’s next
It’s whatever tag you make—you’ll lay it to rest
Like every weak clan that you obsessed
You’re the last fool screamin’ Red X in jest

I’m just playing DM. You know I love you


Doug I’ll see you this set and next 🫶🏻

Doug used to run PDM like a tyrant with a to-do list. Now he’s just a guy in the corner muttering about “core values” no one remembers. The crown’s gone, but he’s still holding court mostly with the vending machine.

dougie:
I ain't even mad. About time you grew half a set.

I'm sure, in your mind, I put everyone up to this, and I orchestrated it all as some grand plan.
I'm flattered, but you did this to yourself. Again.
I joined the KR for the same reason that I reinforced that your ban was permanent.

You tried to pay someone to hit Paradigm. The alliance you were supposedly loyal to.

You also tried to get other alliances to declare war on Paradigm.
(Did you think we wouldn't find out??)
All because YOU couldn't handle that you were removed from leadership for being dishonest, corrupt, and attempting to turn Paradigm into the Cult of Doug.

History repeats itself when you don't learn the lessons that you were given opportunity to learn from.

You had the chance to learn when you got caught out feeding player numbers and details to Blackhole so he could suicide on Paradigm.

You had the chance to learn when I ripped you to shreds on our discord about censorship, deleting posts and attempting to silence criticism. (behaviours that actively drove multiple paradigm players out)

Instead you chose to lay low for a bit, then simply start the same behaviours over again.

When we had the Paradigm schism, once again caused by your deleting posts, and seemingly innately corrupt nature that you had to "cover things up", you had another opportunity to learn.

Again, nothing changed, and you went back to deleting/editing posts (only your own at this stage).
When we finally booted you, after yet another explicit warning, because you decided to actively harass the leader of another alliance via ingame messages because they blocked you on Discord, AND attempted to goad another player who blocked you in discord directly because they didn't want to deal with, or interact with, you further, instead of learning from THAT, you chose to double down and continue the same old tired crap.

I sincerely hope you FINALLY learn from this, accept that what has happened is the end result of your own actions, get a little maturity, and not only start getting the help you need, but genuinely engage with it.

Confirmed.

ghey

Doug seems to have been a little quiet here of late. Not even a response to being declared war on

Don’t mistake Doug’s silence for weakness, that’s classic misdirection. Doug has spent five years as a PDM leader mastering the art of staying out of unnecessary wars, not rushing into them. His quiet isn’t absence; it’s calculation. When others are quick to fire off missiles, Doug is rerouting supply chains, locking down alliances, and building net worth like a ghost in the machine.

He doesn’t respond to declarations of war because by the time most realize they’ve attacked him, their economy is in shambles and Doug’s already ten moves ahead. The real players know: Doug doesn’t bark. He balances. And when he does strike… it’s already over

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Too much alliance drama for me, I fled,
coop delivers me my daily bread,
a server I won't log in dead,
but after reading that War Dec from red
got me eager to hear Doug's retort
will he step up - be a sport,
or dodge AT and fall short?

He will fall short
Because he is a poor sport
He does not want the smoke
I’ll go back to drinking my coke