WE SEEK CONTACT WITH ONE OF YOUR LEADERS, REGARDING A MATTER OF GREAT IMPORTANCE!

WE HAVE BEEN WAITING IN YOUR IRC CHANNEL FOR ALMOST FIVE HOURS, BUT IT SEEMS NOW THAT SERVANT IS GONE, NOBODY ACTUALLY GOES THERE.

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

*points at Shilling*

Go bug him :)

SAM,

I WILL BE YOUR CONTACT IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO MONSTERS!

I HAVE NOT BEEN IN IRC BECAUSE CHANBOT IS A PERM ROBBING HUMAN WANNA-BE WHO NEEDS TO BE EXPLODED. CHANBOT ALSO HAS A DEADMANS SWITCH AND WE NEED THAT CHANNEL!

FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME VIA FORUM PM, AT YOUR LEISURE.

CHANBOT PREVAILS...FOR NOW!

HA!

I DO HOPE THAT THE NEXT GENERATION OF COMPUTERS AND OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICES/MATERIALS WILL SET THE DEFAULT KEYBOARDS/LETTERS TO "CAPITALIZE" SO WE CAN AVOID THE HASSLE OF PRESSING "CAPS LOCK" OR "SHIFT".

ALL HAIL CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS FOR NINNIES. REAL MEN FORM THE LETTERS OF POWER BY USING THEIR BULGING MUSCULAR PINKIE FINGERS ON THE SHIFT KEY, BENDING THE KEYBOARD TO THEIR WILL.

AND NOW TO DEMONSTRATE TRUE GREATNESS, I SHALL TYPE THE SECOND PARAGRAPH USING THE *LEFT* SHIFT KEY (WHICH I NOTE IS SURPRISINGLY MORE DIFFICULT!)

HA!
BILL
AMBASSADOR OF AMBIDEXTERITY
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

P.S. YES I REALLY DID. I NEED BETTER HOBBIES.

OTBOI AND TINMAN.. YOU FORGOT 'HA!'

HA!