May 21st 2025, 2:16:23
The Ballad of Jouster’s Quest
By steel and fire, I held the line,
Through dusk and dawn, my fate entwined.
When Coomers Paradise struck with might,
I stood unbroken through the fight.
Ground did quake, the sky ran red,
As Suicidal filled hearts with dread.
Wave on wave, their forces pressed,
But Jouster’s Quest would not be stressed.
The chemical storms, the missiles’ glare,
As Coomer spread their terror there.
I fought alone, my banner raised,
Through ash and ruin, through fire and haze.
211124556 brought tides of war,
Sweeping forth with iron core.
Striking fast, and striking deep,
Hoping Jouster’s walls would weep.
Then Luna stormed through the fray,
A final hammer in the day.
But I roared back, I held my ground,
Bound by fate and battle sound.
From xxx the siege was met,
As darkened skies held their threat.
Through shattered homes, through burning steel,
Jouster knew this fate was sealed.
Coalie and Req Sold Me Out took aim,
Seeking glory, forging flame.
But even as their strikes fell hard,
Jouster bore each battle scar.
Universal SOLdier marched forth bold,
Their strikes fell sharp, their grip took hold.
Through burning fields, through ash and pain,
Jouster faced the last refrain.
BigNosedClown struck the gate,
His final blows ensured my fate.
Through shattered steel, through ember’s light,
Jouster stood alone in fight.
Amins Den stormed the walls,
Their ruthless fire, their hammer falls.
As flames consumed my final stand,
I braced against their fierce demand.
This is Seremban SOL advanced next,
Their blows did land, their grip was set.
Through crumbling streets, through darkened sky,
Jouster knew the end was nigh.
Then stoner canuck took their turn,
With fire and ruin, they made me burn.
My strength did wane, my walls did shake,
Still I stood, though much at stake.
What Do You Want unleashed its wrath,
Missiles tore through my final path.
Through poison clouds and burning stone,
Jouster stood defiant, alone.
And last of all, Spring Has Sprung,
Their final blows, the last rung.
Through smoke and ruin, their strikes fell,
And so the Quest bid farewell.
One truth rang out, through loss and gain—
Jouster’s Quest still knew no chain.
By steel and fire, I held the line,
Through dusk and dawn, my fate entwined.
When Coomers Paradise struck with might,
I stood unbroken through the fight.
Ground did quake, the sky ran red,
As Suicidal filled hearts with dread.
Wave on wave, their forces pressed,
But Jouster’s Quest would not be stressed.
The chemical storms, the missiles’ glare,
As Coomer spread their terror there.
I fought alone, my banner raised,
Through ash and ruin, through fire and haze.
211124556 brought tides of war,
Sweeping forth with iron core.
Striking fast, and striking deep,
Hoping Jouster’s walls would weep.
Then Luna stormed through the fray,
A final hammer in the day.
But I roared back, I held my ground,
Bound by fate and battle sound.
From xxx the siege was met,
As darkened skies held their threat.
Through shattered homes, through burning steel,
Jouster knew this fate was sealed.
Coalie and Req Sold Me Out took aim,
Seeking glory, forging flame.
But even as their strikes fell hard,
Jouster bore each battle scar.
Universal SOLdier marched forth bold,
Their strikes fell sharp, their grip took hold.
Through burning fields, through ash and pain,
Jouster faced the last refrain.
BigNosedClown struck the gate,
His final blows ensured my fate.
Through shattered steel, through ember’s light,
Jouster stood alone in fight.
Amins Den stormed the walls,
Their ruthless fire, their hammer falls.
As flames consumed my final stand,
I braced against their fierce demand.
This is Seremban SOL advanced next,
Their blows did land, their grip was set.
Through crumbling streets, through darkened sky,
Jouster knew the end was nigh.
Then stoner canuck took their turn,
With fire and ruin, they made me burn.
My strength did wane, my walls did shake,
Still I stood, though much at stake.
What Do You Want unleashed its wrath,
Missiles tore through my final path.
Through poison clouds and burning stone,
Jouster stood defiant, alone.
And last of all, Spring Has Sprung,
Their final blows, the last rung.
Through smoke and ruin, their strikes fell,
And so the Quest bid farewell.
One truth rang out, through loss and gain—
Jouster’s Quest still knew no chain.