There were 120 countries in the Express server.

Rank Country Land Networth Special
1 farmland (#82) 21,989 $35,048,186 DG
2 Zoro (#40) Game profile 32,948 $28,039,308 CG
3 Maple Bacon (#44) 23,027 $27,370,464 CG
4 ashe (#19) Game profile 18,514 $20,900,118 TG
5 MakeMyDay (#84) 14,473 $20,715,507 DG
6 Jag Lands (#11) Game profile 18,788 $18,968,853 CG
7 Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (#16) 12,953 $18,619,787 CG
8 Nuke N Korea Already (#100) 13,721 $16,771,250 RG
9 mFrost (#66) Game profile 14,487 $16,444,785 DG
10 Insatiable Holocaust (#4) Game profile 13,859 $15,994,158 RG

11 Sevastopol (#8) 16,066 $15,241,825 HG
12 Slacker (#104) 15,198 $15,110,206 HG
13 Apostasy (#24) 17,926 $14,813,143 CG
14 C R O A T I A (#76) Game profile 10,727 $14,749,296 HG
15 whole lotta rosie (#28) 12,302 $14,741,010 RG
16 c3lph1 (#113) 5399 $14,592,815 DG
17 Latvia (#35) 7517 $13,707,660 HG
18 insert country name here (#77) 7777 $13,078,680 HG
19 PooP (#6) 12,824 $12,593,115 DG
20 Too easy (#116) 17,230 $12,420,313 HG

21 I always retal (#73) 17,801 $12,082,423 CG
22 SkidSteer (#2) 16,226 $12,037,102 FG
23 Headless Eyes (#48) 10,979 $12,010,981 CG
24 (#75) 17,550 $11,907,351 HG
25 Brofessor X (#12) 18,254 $11,709,296 FG

Who played #40?

Looks like VivaNick.

Which scrub played 39 Bernie and his thugs and hooligans or w.e

Congrats to the winner!

Crazy set, I double tapped someone by mistake and it actually helped me out.

39 was clintonista

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Well viva has always been a peice of fluff and this set he proves it yet again.

He hits me for 200a and I retal a few hours later for 900a.
Fagget ends up farming me in the last 10 minutes of the round and I can't retal becuase of GDI. I would have rapped your fagget ass with the missiles I had and my 22mill jets if GDI wasn't a hunk of crap blocking me from hitting you back.

Ok I know who 16 was now. MountainYeti, were you the winner?

not bad I held 10th with my lazy all x

Ya that was me beer

@MountainYeti-I thought it was but I wasn't sure. Congrats man.

@Drkprinc- nice top ten. Too bad you didn't get to use all those missiles.

yes I was 39

I had a great time this set, at one time I picked up 6208 acres in 7 turns.

Then one of my stepping stones suicided so that was that.
Then he started wailing and blowing smoke about how he is the greatest Express player so I should leave him alone,
lol.

This reset highlighted once again how much spy rules are slanted toward netters.
The disparity between the effectiveness and rate of spy DR between bomb banks and bomb air bases is criminal.
If that disparity was fixed, DR was retailored and GDI liberated...

and yes, superfly, these GDI rules need fixing. Wish I had thought of that((((.

drkprince, you hit me so you were not all-x

Clintonista

It isn't a suicide when you initiate with a triple tap on someone contending for first, and they are able to Ps you 5x and then blow up all your jets so you can't retal. My country was better than yours on every conceivable way.

Also, I simply responded to your chirp that you enjoy ruining contenders sets like mine by saying I don't really care, was killing time, and won express when it mattered- competing against about 30 of laf's top netters a few years back. I also set the NW record which stood until the formulas wer changed.

Fact is you're a scrub player trying to top feed others and ruin their sets, which is more suiciding than my retaliation, since I was capable of slapping you to the ground like the sh1tkid you are

Good luck in the future though ;-)

thanks for the good wishes

your retal of 5 PSes were minor because I lost nothing but land and by that time my air force was my main source of income.
More on that later.

I never said I enjoy ruining contender's sets; that is a Bubba scale, pathological level, Hillaryesque lie.

I was trying for yet another top ten finish with an I which is much much tougher than just teching to the top which any noob can do. When you say that your H techer strat is better than my I strat, you are stating the obvious. You want to accomplish something play something besides an H techer which takes no effort and as you yourself said offers no challenge or enjoyment. I could do it but the game is supposed to be fun.
If you want to enjoy the game challenge yourself.

You made my point for me about the disparity between bombing banks and bombing air bases.
The return on bombing banks is miniscule but the return on bombing air bases is massive. Netters wrote these rules.
Bombing airbases can wipe out 85% of the planes in 20 turns and spy DR seems to never kick in. Bombing banks on the other hand even if you have $500M on hand takes only a tiny fraction of the cash. For example the return on $1.8B is only $11M that is ridiculous. This disparity should be fixed. Imagine if you could steal 85% of $1.8B and spy DR did not kick in. On bombing banks spy DR seems to be instantaneous.

The fact is you are a lazy player opting for the easiest strat and then suiciding when you get caught with no defense for $1.8B. You had nothing to do with "slapping me down", you are too lazy to even read the news. If you had read the news you would have seen that someone else ABed like 45 times. I guess he did not like losing 5k acres in 2 PSes. Stop being so lazy and arrogant and you will be able to name your countries something like "manthisisfun" instead of "thisstratistooeasy".
I understand why you are bored and suicidal, I would be too if I just H teched.

Good luck in the future I hope to see a country named "this is not so easy" at the top in the near future.

Don't say I opt for the easy way, I've paved the way before.

I was the original bushel bandit 15+ years ago, surging to the top of the ranks from stealing bushels. All the big alliances had to get together to kill me my first set. The next I had 15 with me and it was basically a server wide chat to take us down.

I was the first WR farmer- sitting rank 1 in alliance farming large alliances that couldn't retal. Unfortunately it wasn't condoned by laf at the time so I went to other places... Espion, Avalon and then sanctuary to ply my trade. Unfortunately none had the political power to stop KRs. Eventually LaF came around and adopted WR farming and I was one of only a handful of players to be able to pull it off.

I was the first techer to go for high land, above the usual convert to TMBR level. I took a theo techer to 45k in alliance when it was unheard of. Shortly after long stock tech became a widely used strat

I've top 5'd with farmer, techer, casher in alliance.

Back in e2025 I won tournament with every strat.

Yea I'm lazy right now, because I'm playing on my phone killing some time

I was all x I retalled 1 hit on me

So we agree.

on that one point.

You're still the one of the two of us who is a suicider.

Congrats, MountainYeti, on the win, DP, and the rest of my buds.

The SPY policy for this server is the only reason you even had jets at the end of the week. GDI refused to let me bomb your airbases after you fluffed up my win for no reason. Rest assured since most weeks I don't have time to win, I will spend that time looking for the worthless loser who runs 7.5 million jets and only 600k turrets. and when I find you im gonna farm you and bomb your airbases unlike the people you hit before you double tapped me out of no where with 16 hours left in set.

Good luck in the coming weeks because im coming to repay the favour and ruin what fun you get out of playing like a asshole

hmmm

GDI should not have stopped you from bombing air bases nor should GDI have stopped Superfly under the circumstances he describes. Maybe GDI is even more broken than I think it is.

After I finished double tapping you, I was in 14th place with a massive air force, 150 turns and a fully functioning ^20k acre country; another top ten finish was well within reach. With the caveat that guys like LT who have lost $300M and guys like you who lost 5K acres tend to react badly to LGs even when in your case, your country was built on LGs.

Despite your whining and caterwauling, I have no sympathy for you since your 24K acre country was built entirely on bot farming. Farming bots that can not hit back is not worthy of a win, period. Dry your tears.

You seem to object to being hit with sixteen hours left in the set. Duh, hit them when they are big and lack the appropriate defense. If you do not want to get hit, do not defend 24K acres with only 9M turrets. If you have such paltry defense, you will get double tapped, if not by me then by Celphi or temple or bibigon or a host of others who sometimes go all jets.


Early in the set you were all jetter, so where do you get off being so judgmental?

My failure to finish in the top ten or even the top 25 for that matter was my fault in that I thought you would try to maximize your score rather than ruining your finish with an AB campaign, I failed to protect my planes from a bomb air base attack, and I did not think that CROATIA would GS me a couple of dozen times. He usually does not do that.

"double tapped me out of no where" lol I love this. What does it mean?
Like when people say they got blind sided in this game. huh? You knew you presented a tempting target, you knew you had inadequate defense and you knew we were in prime hunting season, what outcome did you expect?

an asshole, not a asshole

Lmao I didn't farm just bots I farmed players as well, at this point I stopped reading what you had to say as your an idiot. Note that my third hit was on a player who retaled right away for less then I took.

Like I said I look forward to ruining your country every week you run all jetter trash.

Hello boys!
Glad to see the Express server still serves some drama! Congrats MYeti, u always win despite the competition is much fatter in land.

i don't think any strat is a sure win; it still takes skill and right market conditions.

If it's that easy, try winning with a techer in Primary, and then again, and again. I'd say you're as good as u say u are.