My style is impetuous and my defense impregnable

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 27th 2014, 15:06:59

I am a tsunami out there. None of my opponents stand a chance. Praise be to Allah! I'm the greatest fighter in the world!

Furious999

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Aug 27th 2014, 15:56:18

Not to mention the bite of a crocodile. Ouch.

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 27th 2014, 15:59:45

Why don't you come over here and say that to my face you little fluff? I will fluff you til you love me.

Furious999

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Aug 27th 2014, 16:54:18

Well I'm kind of attached to my ears, Iron Mike. So that's two reasons right there.

I'll send over a beer in my place if its all the same to you.

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 27th 2014, 17:08:43

Praise be to Allah, alcohol is the satan's tool. If you have some cocaine and beautiful women for me to fornicate with maybe we can do business.

crest23

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Aug 27th 2014, 17:33:41

I think he meant sending a beer bottle, you can fluff that till it loves you. Hope it isn't too big a hole for you?

The Nigerian Nightmare.

crest23 you think you're funny? You won't need crest for your smile anymore after I get done with you. I'm the greatest fighter in the world, you got no shot with me you little fluff. I will pummel you and it will be ludicrous.

penis

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Aug 27th 2014, 18:27:03

Tyson is a fluff with tiny steroid balls

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 27th 2014, 18:30:57

I'm not in the habit of letting someone's little penis stop me from stomping on them Praise be to Allah! I well destroy your face, and your tiny penis, and your asshole too.

crisseller2011

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Aug 27th 2014, 19:00:30

*grabs popcorn * im just here enjoying the comments

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 27th 2014, 19:10:51

Originally posted by crisseller2011:

*grabs popcorn * im just here enjoying the comments

Is that your plan? Everyone has a plan til they get punched in the face. My power is discombulatingly devastating... it is ludicrous that you mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

CX LaE

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Aug 27th 2014, 19:14:47

Float like a buttahfly. Sting like when I pee.

LaE | Monks | NA
Since 1999

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 27th 2014, 19:19:17

I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in bodybags when I'm right. I want to break your will and take your manhood.

Furious999

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Aug 27th 2014, 19:43:57

Have you ever thought of taking up knitting, Iron Mike?

Wonderfully soothing I understand. And a man can always use an extra pair of socks and a nice bobble hat.

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 27th 2014, 19:47:45

I have my pigeons as a hobby. That and fornicating with beautiful women. I have been blessed by Allah to fornicate with more beautiful women in my life than I would have believed growing up.

silentwolf

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Aug 28th 2014, 2:22:52

blasphemy ! Thou shalt not take the name of God in vain !

deezyboy

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Aug 28th 2014, 5:46:09

brb calling police to inform them rapper isn't in prison for some reason

FUXX0R3D

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Aug 28th 2014, 7:10:52

"Judge not, lest ye be judged!."

So if I take God's name in vain, and then you judge me for it... Biblical paradox?

I call it, Biblidox!

silentwolf

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Aug 28th 2014, 9:24:27

Originally posted by FUXX0R3D:

"Judge not, lest ye be judged!."

So if I take God's name in vain, and then you judge me for it... Biblical paradox?

I call it, Biblidox!

Amen to that ! :)

Furious999

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Aug 28th 2014, 9:29:24

Well, if Iron Mike is tagging up with the Islamic State (tag IS) I, for one, am off to the hills.

crest23

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Aug 28th 2014, 12:35:25

Yellow bellied byatch!

The Nigerian Nightmare.

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 28th 2014, 13:29:14

I don't think the rest of you toothless bums realize how high you have to climb to get on my level. My audacity for depravity is boundless and reckless. I want your hearts. I want to eat your children. Praise be to allah.

Furious999

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Aug 28th 2014, 14:14:09

Have you been talking to my dentist, Rusted Mike? Don't believe a word he says. Just wants me to pay MEGAbucks for his doubtful ministrations is all. They may be a bit black and broken but I can still mumble my crust.

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 28th 2014, 17:42:08

Everybody that you fight is not your enemy, and everybody who helps you is not your friend. I ain't either one, because I am here to push noses back into brains and fornicate with beautiful women. Praise be to Allah!

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 28th 2014, 17:45:52

I wish you had children, so I could stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain.

Celphi

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Aug 28th 2014, 18:10:54

Just when you thought turning off your television would evade the propaganda news machine. We are then greeted by the original and unforeseeable EE Tyson. His remarkable connection of grotesque acts, Muslims and of course Mike Tyson himself is worthy of the noble peace prize. Please post more of your infinite wisdom posts so that we may be all enlightened.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Iron Mike Tyson

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Aug 28th 2014, 18:15:28

Are you making fun of me? I have a vocabulary of probably 20,000 words. I will match wits with anyone on arts and literature.

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