I am infatuated. probably also drank too much.
however, she does have boobies. and they're probably magnificent or i wouldn't be running around screaming about them at the top of my lungs.

Put the bottle down.

More like put the pipe down. I think Dibs' been crazy a long long time.

pipes? think they're in the kitchen and the bathroom. don't see any reason to put bottle down until it's empty. why pick it up if you ain't going to get drunk? boobies!