A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO!
And the Prince lived happily ever after.
He played Earth Empires, and walled in the middle of the night, and rode motorcycles and fluffed skinny big titted women.
He hunted and raced cars and went to bars that had naked women and dated women half his age!
He drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard fluffing and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass fluffed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns! He never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was fluffin cool as hell!
He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

Guys are allowed a fairy tale, no?
*wonders how many fluffs will be seen...*

that is the last time I leave you out of the cage when I take off to go to bed.

excellent

*a voice, very very faint, is heard, from somewhere deep, in the cages*







HEY! Come on? Let me out of here??

Epic tail!
Sticky please.

*quadruple-locks the cage*

Gal, I'm adding electricity to this thing. He touches it, he will get zapped big time.

I doubt that will work. He was just released from the hospital where they were performing electrical shock therapy which they found to be useless in his case. ;)

HEY!
How do ya like my new hairdo?
Shocking!

Everyone else thinks you just went punk rock style hairdo. We know better. ;)

mmmms, my favourites - cages, chains, whips and ... *sigh* ... electricity .... oh fluff, that felt soooo good ;)

really? mmhmm,

Well then,
it's always good to see,
those stranger than me..

;o)

I'd be a poet, if I could think of more than to lines that rhyme..

i have a dream...

And Yoda says.... "The Dagobah system you must go.."

lol sounds like Thunder from USIMP.

TBH that could have been me if I wasn't to late on the pull out :(

well...could still be me i'm only 24 if I was an asshole and just took off on my ol' lady *ponders*

sounds like chuck norris' son. I knew this wasn't chuck norris because nobody tells chuck "no" unless asked if there is anything greater than chuck norris.