Jul 28th 2025, 14:58:01
So...went on a double date with my friend from work, his wife, and a woman friend of theirs. Nice restaurant, top floor of Marriott.
The ladies were a bit chilly so I offered to run downstairs to the garage for their wraps.
Got onto the elevator when a woman stepped on. Now mind you, she was very attractive with the lowest tightest dress I have had the pleasure of gawking at fill with two of the biggest...well you get the picture?
Anyways, I couldn't help but stare.
And then I heard her say "please press 1".
I did.
Now I don't remember much after that. Something being said about "what the..." and now I have woken up, handcuffed to a bed in the hospital.
A rather stern police officer there wanting to have a chat.
My coworker friends are not returning my calls. And I guess no chance of a second date.
BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Inmate 2834740954
The ladies were a bit chilly so I offered to run downstairs to the garage for their wraps.
Got onto the elevator when a woman stepped on. Now mind you, she was very attractive with the lowest tightest dress I have had the pleasure of gawking at fill with two of the biggest...well you get the picture?
Anyways, I couldn't help but stare.
And then I heard her say "please press 1".
I did.
Now I don't remember much after that. Something being said about "what the..." and now I have woken up, handcuffed to a bed in the hospital.
A rather stern police officer there wanting to have a chat.
My coworker friends are not returning my calls. And I guess no chance of a second date.
BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Inmate 2834740954
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