SUPERFLY!

IF YOU LIKE TO PLAY PEACEFULLY, WITHOUT THE HYPOCRISY OF LAND GRABBING AND THE "RETAL" POLICIES WHICH INEVITABLY FOLLOW, THEN THERE IS ONLY ONE LOGICAL PLACE FOR YOU TO PLAY. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

NOT ONLY DO WE REFUSE TO ACCEPT UNPROVOKED ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST OUR MEMBERS, WE ALSO REFUSE TO ACCEPT UPROVOKED ACTS OF AGGRESSION BY OUR MEMBERS. IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH YOU ALREADY FOLLOW THE TENETS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL REAP THE REWARDS!

I CAN HEAR YOU WONDERING, WHAT ARE THOSE REWARDS!? WELL SO FAR THIS RESET, ONLY ONE SIMPLETON HAS BEEN FOOLISH ENOUGH TO CROSS US. ALL OTHERS QUAKE AND MOAN AT THE VERY SIGHT OF US.

IF YOU WISH TO PURSUE SUPPLICANTHOOD, SEND A PRIVATE FORUM MESSAGE TO MYSELF, BILL_DANGER OR CHUCK_DANGER. I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST CONTACTING BILL THOUGH.

HA!

SAM
HEAD PROPAGANDIST,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

PS! PLEASE DO NOT APPLY TO OUR BOXCAR SITE. WE ARE STILL EXPERIENCING THE INFURIATING PROBLEM OF BEING UNABLE TO ACCESS IT. YOU COULD APPLY THERE IF YOU WANT, BUT YOU WOULD RECEIVE NO ANSWER, AT LEAST FOR NOW.. AND PERHAPS NEVER! WE ARE BEGINNING TO THINK WE MAY NEED TO JUST CREATE AN ENTIRELY NEW SITE.