Best player 2014 - too early
Nicest player - kingme/ i consider almost everybody to be nice.. i can not think of a mean or rude person that i have come across
Most annoying player - i can not think of anybody that actually bothers me, or perturbs me, or any other synonym
Smartest player - cx (hate me all you want, i can not speak very well to anybody else you may place here, so..)
Most deluded player - i don't understand the criteria i am to base this on.. ?
Most honorable player - ko<3s
Dirtiest player - cx? (see, now you all hate me less :P), i joke.. somebody suggested the mods fill this in; i concur
Shadiest player - read above
Most consistent player - in all of express history, or the calendar year of twenty fourteen?, viva or myself 1, and 2 if the former.. the latter.. alin has been fantastic as of late, but as always so has oldman, so.. tough call
Biggest balls player - superfly for consistently finishing well and having zero truck with any of your shenanigans along the way!
Most missed player - afaik, hands down. rob was a lot of fun to watch play, also, can not take anything away from him.