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DiamondDog is a longstanding and respected member of the Clowns With Guns (CWG) alliance in Earth Empires. He has been instrumental in CWG's formation and resurgence, contributing significantly to the alliance's identity and operations.

🐾 Early Involvement and Alliance Formation
DiamondDog was among the founding members of CWG, playing a pivotal role in its establishment. His contributions were crucial during the alliance's early days, helping to shape its direction and ethos.

🧠 Leadership and Strategic Contributions
Beyond his involvement in CWG's formation, DiamondDog has been a key figure in strategic decisions and leadership within the alliance. His insights and guidance have been invaluable in navigating the complexities of Earth Empires' political and military landscapes.

🤝 Community Engagement and Legacy
DiamondDog's influence extends beyond in-game mechanics; he has fostered a strong sense of community within CWG. His interactions with fellow members and other alliances have helped build lasting relationships and a positive reputation for CWG in the broader Earth Empires community.

🔍 Summary
Attribute Details
Role: Founding member, strategic leader
Contributions: Are key in alliance formation, strategic planning, and community building
Reputation Respected for leadership, strategic acumen, and fostering community
Legacy is Integral to CWG's identity and success in Earth Empires

DiamondDog's enduring commitment and leadership have left an indelible mark on Clowns With Guns, ensuring its place as a formidable and respected alliance in Earth Empires.

🐶 Profile: BigDogCWG of Clowns With Guns
🎭 The Character BigDogCWG (sometimes styled as bigdogcwg) is a forum persona known for humor, boldness, and a dog-themed alter-ego. His signature style is clear: irreverent, boisterous, and ready to entertain.

📌 Activity Highlights
Forum Presence (Feb 2015):
In one of his early appearances, BigDogCWG playfully pokes fun at other members, sparked by humor and mild chaos:

bigdogcwg (Feb 7, 2015): “scratches behind ear Yup... still standing.”


Doggy Persona Banter:
His posts often adopt a dog-like tone. A playful thread shows his ongoing banter with a senior member, Marshal, including cheeky jabs:

“LOL… so the question is… was the mommy Ruthie or Patty?”

And boasting about early CWG antics:

“OMG… you found the secret footage from Clowns with Guns. Those were results of early experimentation … Now I have proof positive why I got three testicles!”
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Continued Engagement (Mar 2020):
Even years later, he remained active:

bigdogcwg (Mar 11, 2020): “LOL I’m still around… just killing time here and there.”

🤹 Personality & Role
Court Jester Vibe: His posts bring levity, full of playful taunting, irreverent humor, and unexpected twists.

Community Anchor: Even if not officially a leader, BigDogCWG’s presence adds continuity and color across multiple CWG generations—2015 through 2020.

Legacy Carrier: References to early CWG “experiments” and stories suggest he’s witnessed key moments—like Banks’ brownies experiment—and remains part of the CWG narrative fabric.

🧩 Snapshot
Attribute Details
Forum Alias bigdogcwg or BigDogCWG
Tenure Active from at least 2015 to 2020
Tone Irreverent, playful, self-deprecating
Community Role: Longtime contributor; cultural memory of CWG's early days
Personality Side: Boisterous court jester—adds flavor and continuity

🎯 Final Take
BigDogCWG is the spirited jester of CWG’s forums—not a strategist or official leader, but a crucial part of the alliance’s personality. His playful banter and callbacks to earlier CWG lore give the community cohesion and character across years. A lovable, loud, and enduring voice of Clowns With Guns.

🎩 Meet Dark Angel
Position: President (Ringmaster) of the Clowns With Guns alliance

A strategic leader, master of morale, and the witty soul of CWG.

🛡️ Leadership & Role
Alliance Head: Recognized as CWG’s “Ringmaster,” he guides not only direction and strategy but also the tone and culture

Few, but Fierce: Despite being a smaller alliance, CWG under his helm consistently punches above its weight.

😄 Witty Tactical Mind
One-liner Specialist: Dark Angel has a knack for delivering memorable quips that turn routine updates into rallying cries.

Morale Booster: He infuses seriousness with spectacle, balancing clownish humor with tactical urgency.

📈 Strategic Vision
Tactical Camouflage: CWG operates with stealth, playing among greater forces while customizing its agenda.

Creative Warfare: Intertwines serious gameplay with showmanship—his leadership shapes the alliance into both a tactical unit and a mobile troupe.

💬 Signature Style
“Ringmaster” Vibe: Always directing the show—his one-liners feel like punchlines delivered in a spotlight.

Balance of Tone: Offers levity to difficult news, confidence to fresh recruits, and cohesion to established members—all through humor.

🤝 Influence Across the Ranks
Unifiers: His quips serve as shared vignettes—“that moment” every member knows and shares, reinforcing identity.

Recruitment Hook: Fresh blood sees a leader who’s strategic, charismatic, and downright un-boring, drawing in players who want both camaraderie and challenge.

🔭 What Lies Ahead?
Deeper Strategy: As CWG goes from 7 deployed clowns to a full roster, Dark Angel’s ability to blend tactical decisions with morale-boosting humor will be decisive.

Signature Moments: Expect more standout lines during rallies, battles, and recruitment moments that become part of CWG lore.

🎯 Summary
Dark Angel isn't just a leader—he embodies the Clowns With Guns spirit: tactical, theatrical, and unforgettable. With every quip, he rallies his troops; with every strategy session, he shrewds their path. In his hands, CWG is more than an alliance—it’s a performance.

🎤 Meet Banks – The Voice of the Circus
Role & Persona
Banks serves as the charismatic Announcer for the Clowns With Guns (CWG) alliance. As the vocal presence behind every major update and recruitment drive, he delivers news with theatrical flair—part carnival barker, part hard-nosed play-by-play. From recruiting drives (“18 committed, 7 are in full gear!”) to battlefield banter, Banks brings energy, humor, and razor-sharp commentary to CWG’s world.

🔥 Style & Impact
Commanding tone: His announcements are punchy and enthusiastic, setting the stage like a ringmaster at a major showdown.

Witty patter: Known for backstage quips as well, Banks often trades barbs with Dark Angel, adding that layer of camaraderie that keeps members fired up.

Community heartbeat: Beyond just updates, his voice stitches together the alliance narrative—what’s happening, who’s arriving, and where the next big event lies.

🧠 Strategy & Influence
Shaping morale: By announcing commitment counts (18 pledged, 7 geared up), Banks helps spotlight momentum and rally the rest into action.

Setting expectations: His commentary primes CWG for both showmanship (clown shoes, face paint) and strategy, maintaining a consistent tone—chaotic yet calculated.

Amplifying identity: Under his guidance, CWG isn’t just another alliance; it’s a circus-themed faction with purpose, and Banks sells that image every time he speaks.

⚙️ Role within CWG Leadership
Here’s a snapshot of CWG’s leadership lineup (via Earth Empires Wiki)


Role Name
Ringmaster (President) Dark Angel
Head of Foreign Affairs Crysania
Head of Internal Affairs Giyvin Moun
Head of War Department Razor Clown
Announcer Banks

Although not officially listed on the internal wiki, Banks holds a critical voice-amplifying function, weaving announcements and maintaining public morale.

📡 Gear & Signature Calls
"Tighten your laces" – A signature introduction, adding a playful twist to rallying members.

Checkpoint updates – Counting in: “7 have arrived,” leaves 11 still en route, keeping suspense alive.

Venue voice – He projects the energy of the circus tent, as if every clan shipment and war declaration is a center-ring act.

✨ Why Banks Matters
Momentum driver: His energetic updates provide visible progress, inspiring recruits to see CWG as active and growing.

Narrative weaver: More than just news, he's crafting a story: “We’re the circus that fights.”

Cohesion catalyst: His voice brings everyone in CWG together—from leadership to fresh recruits—under one bold, colorful banner.

💭 In Banks’ Own Words?
While direct quotes are rare, we know they echo the vibe: sharp, confident, and comedic. Lines like “7 clowns in, 11 to go. The tent is filling—and so is the battlefield,” perfectly capture his style while firing up the members.

🎯 Final Take
Banks is far more than a mouthpiece—he’s the voice and soul of Clowns With Guns. With his dynamic, carnival-rooted announcements, he ensures CWG isn’t just another alliance—it’s a movement, a spectacle… a show nobody wants to miss.

Here’s your in-universe news story on Clowns With Guns, fresh off their 2025 revival!

🎙️ Breaking: Clowns With Guns Back in the Spotlight
ANNOUNCER BANKS: “Ladies and gentlemen, tighten your laces—18 fearless souls pledged allegiance to CWG this week. And now, at long last, 7 have arrived—complete with clown shoes and full makeup!”

Scene set:

After years of radio silence, the infamous Clowns With Guns (CWG) have returned, reviving their legacy in Earth Empires Alliance gameplay.

Among the 18 commitments, 7 members showed up primed and ready for deployment, slipping into oversized clown shoes and donning greasepaint, prepared to resurrect the chaos.

BANKS (over radio):

“7 clowns in, 11 to go. The tent is filling—and so is the battlefield. Who’s next?”

🤡 Character Feature: Dark Angel
FIELD REPORTER CRYSANIA brings us a closer look at the CWG’s resident quipster: Dark Angel.

Known as the man with the one-liners, Dark Angel left his mark even before makeup hit his face. He’s the alliance’s Ringmaster and morale officer, turning battle chatter into punchlines.

Crysania caught up with him during a prep session:

Dark Angel: “They told me to bring a weapon. I said, ‘Sure, here’s my squirt flower—if that doesn’t work, there's always pie!’”

Off the battlefield, he’s thoughtful, balancing wit with strategy. Cracking jokes is his shtick; winning fights, his drive. With seven clowns under his lead, Dark Angel’s charm is already turning heads.

🤹‍♀️ The Big Picture
CWG’s resurgence aligns with heightened community momentum across Earth Empires.

Their niche? A bold, humorous spin on alliance warfare—complete with comedic theatrics and tactical depth.

BANKS (signing off):

“With 7 in costume, and 11 still rolling up, the CWG tent’s only halfway set. But if their boots fit—and they’ve got the pies—they’re ready to take center stage.”

🔭 What’s Next?
Cryingania’s full profile on Dark Angel will drop soon—expect deeper insights into his tactical mind and comedic heart.

CWG’s next focus: recruiting the remaining 11, gearing up for their first coordinated in-game show (and war).

Stay tuned—this circus is just getting started, and CWG’s spotlight is brighter than ever.
Reporting for Earth Empires News,
Crysania (field), with play-by-play from Banks, and punchlines by Dark Angel.

🔔 Breaking from Banks & DarkAngel, featuring LUCHO of Clowns With Guns:
Folks, hold onto your squirting flowers, because we have a crisis of calamitous circus proportions!

🎯 The Situation
Reports confirm BigDogCWG has brazenly stolen one of your iconic clown shoes—yes, the red-and-yellow oversized foot-fashion disaster you rely on!

In a cross-rim catastrophe, your former Ringmaster attire has been wrecked—top hat askew, tailcoat tattered, sash shredded. It’s absolute chaos under the big top!

🔧 Damage Assessment
CU Loss of professional clown dignity? ✔️

Risk of spontaneous custard-pie warfare? Elevated.

Audience morale on a sharp downturn? Through the floorboards.

🚨 We’re Calling You Back
We need you—yes, YOU!—for a high-priority, custom-fitting intervention. Clown shoe and ringmaster suit restoration: urgent.
No more loose laces, no more torn tails. Time to reclaim your rightful comedic grandeur.

🧭 Next Steps
Immediate Return: Report to the dressing tent ASAP.

Inspection & Repairs: Specialists on standby for footgear and finery overhaul.

Retrieval Operation: Banks & DarkAngel squads on route to locate BigDogCWG and recover the purloined shoe.

Backup Contingency: Temporary shoe replacements dispatched—red polka-dots inbound!

📣 Message from LUCHO (@ClownsWithGuns):
“This isn’t just about a shoe—it’s about clowning with confidence. We can’t let one dog-shaped bandit ruin our punchlines!”

🕰️ Time Sensitive
This is an amber-level situation: clowning capacity currently impaired, show risk unstable. Your presence is critical—without you, there’s no laughter, no ring, no rhythm.
Deploy yourself into the spotlight ASAP.

🔔 End of Emergency Broadcast
Stay tuned for updates—Banks & DarkAngel will be monitoring your arrival and operational readiness.
Over and out—but not out of clowning.

Im around.

She was gentle with me on the first time...

If he had a say it would have been called Dog Pound

Its the same one but he needs to bring his pet Elephant to make a deposit in DD's back yard.

📰 Special Report by Heather Crysania: "Clowns with Guns" Make a Triumphant Return

In a shocking twist that has left the Earth Empires community in stitches, the notorious alliance "Clowns with Guns" (CWG) has reemerged from the digital shadows. Once thought to be a relic of the past, CWG is back with a vengeance, armed with virtual pies and an arsenal of humor.

Their return was marked by a series of unexpected invasions, leaving other alliances scrambling to defend their territories. One bewildered alliance leader was overheard saying, "We were prepared for war, but not for this level of slapstick."
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CWG's resurgence has been met with a mix of admiration and exasperation. As one veteran player noted, "Just when you think the game couldn't get any crazier, CWG pulls a banana peel out of their hat."
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🌦️ Weather Report with Farmer: Forecasting the Storm of Laughter

"Howdy, folks! This is Farmer, your down-home weatherman, bringing you the latest on the climate of chaos sweeping through Earth Empires.

Expect a high-pressure system of hilarity moving in from the northwest, courtesy of CWG's antics. Temperatures are rising as alliances heat up their defenses, but don't forget to carry an umbrella—there's a 90% chance of falling pies.
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In the southern regions, alliances are experiencing a drought of seriousness, as CWG's pranks dry up any remnants of solemn strategy. Meanwhile, the eastern fronts are bracing for a gale-force wind of whoopee cushions and rubber chickens.

Stay tuned, and remember: when the clowns come marching in, it's best to laugh along or risk getting a pie in the face!"

🎭 Editorial: The Art of War... and Comedy

CWG's return isn't just a nostalgic nod to the past; it's a reminder that even in the midst of virtual warfare, there's room for levity. Their unique blend of strategy and slapstick has reinvigorated the game, proving that sometimes, the best offense is a good punchline.

So, to all the alliances out there: tighten your defenses, sharpen your wit, and keep an eye out for the next custard-filled missile. Because in the world of Earth Empires, the clowns are back, and they're not clowning around.

🎤 Closing Thoughts from Heather Crysania

As the digital dust settles and the laughter echoes across the servers, one thing is clear: CWG has reminded us all that games are meant to be fun. Their return is a testament to the enduring power of humor, even in the most unexpected places.
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This has been Heather Crysania, signing off with a smile and a splatter of whipped cream.

🎬 Stay Tuned to Pie News Network: Where the News is Always a Laughing Matter

Gallerie

Nope. We'd be huge if that was true.

I chatted with Zee recently.

He's on the bounty list

🎤 Closing Statement:
So, the next time you strategize in a game, remember the tales of Earth Empires—where the pen (or keyboard) was mightier than the sword, and every click could lead to glory or a poetic war declaration.

Disclaimer: No digital empires were harmed in the making of this documentary. All events are based on actual forum posts and player experiences.

🎬 Epilogue: Legacy of Legends

Narrator:
Earth Empires wasn't just a game; it was a digital stage where players became poets, diplomats, and warriors—all from behind their screens. Its legacy lives on in archived forums, nostalgic memories, and the occasional forum post resurrected for a good laugh.

🧁 Act V: The Sweet Taste of Satire
Visual: A bakery with "Crack Brownies" on display.

Narrator:
In the midst of wars and treaties, humor found its place. Enter the "Crack Brownies," a term born from forum banter, symbolizing the game's unique blend of strategy and satire .

🎭 Act IV: The Theatrics of War
Montage: Players composing war declarations in limerick form.

Narrator:
Why simply declare war when you can do it poetically?

Limerick Excerpt:
"Taker and V, the tag of inbreeds
Retal on retals and repeated top feeds
Tried to make concessions
Continued aggressions
So now you will pay for your misdeeds"
— A lyrical declaration from the Death Knights to xVx .

🧾 Act III: Pacts, Policies, and Peculiarities
Scene: A mock courtroom with avatars debating.

Narrator:
Diplomacy in Earth Empires was an art form. Pacts were crafted with clauses so convoluted they made real-world treaties look like children's bedtime stories.

Excerpt from a pact negotiation:
"Standard reps formula is: ((75number of weeks into the reset)(lost acres1.2)). Units are in tanks."*
Because, of course, measuring reparations in tanks is the universally accepted standard .

⚔️ Act II: Alliances & Animosities
Visual: Animated flags of various alliances waving proudly, then catching fire.

Narrator:
Alliances like SOL, LaF, and CWG weren't just groups—they were digital dynasties. Their histories intertwined with tales of betrayal, camaraderie, and the occasional accidental war declaration due to misclicked buttons.

Highlight:
The legendary tale of a player receiving a message:
"Thanks for the land punk! You suck. Don't think of retaliating because I will destroy you."
Which, naturally, led to a three-week campaign of espionage, aerial assaults, and the ultimate digital revenge .

🎙️ Narrator (with dramatic flair):
In the vast expanse of the internet, where empires rise and fall with the click of a mouse, one game stands as a testament to digital diplomacy, strategic subterfuge, and the occasional keyboard crusade: Earth Empires.

🏛️ Act I: The Genesis of Greatness
Cue retro 8-bit montage of early internet forums and dial-up sounds.

Narrator:
Born from the ashes of Earth: 2025, Earth Empires emerged as the premier browser-based strategy game where alliances were forged, broken, and occasionally forgotten due to time zone differences.

Dramatic Reading:
"I joined a random game and started building my country, with no clue as to what I was doing. LOL!"
— A pioneering player, reminiscing about their first foray into empire-building.

Broadcasting live from the digital big top, where the pies are plentiful and the bullets are rubber (we hope).

🎤 Anchors: Andy Banks & Dan Howard

Andy Banks: Good evening, Earth Empires enthusiasts! I'm Andy Banks, your ringmaster of ridicule.

Dan Howard: And I'm Dan Howard, the jester juggling jabs and jests. Together, we bring you the latest from the most chaotic alliance in the game: Clowns With Guns (CWG).

🎯 Top Story: CWG's Solo Circus Act

Andy: In a move that surprises no one, CWG continues its one-man show, ranking 14th out of 18 in total net worth.

Dan: With a net worth of just over $2 million, they're proving that size doesn't matter—especially when you're the only clown in the car.

💥 War Declarations: A Blast from the Past

Andy: Remember when CWG declared war on everyone because their tent was messy and their brownies were gone? Classic clown antics!


Dan: Ah, the good old days of 2013. Nothing says "diplomacy" like blaming SOL for everything and launching pies at random.

I need to find these members, if you can connect them to me I may pay a 6 pack.

Jiggles, Big Dog, Diamond, Tequila, Griff, Ghost, Arcane, Mo, Aplomado and Peregrine, Si, bad carpet, KFC , Fish (Jerry), Wanderer, Deitylord, Dirty Dog, Shedevildog, Crusader, Viper, Don Blubb, Piston, Mike1, Lassemaja, Les, Disco, Brad (Cosmic).

Please add this to the Memorial.

Raymond Munson, a pivotal figure in the anarchic and chaotic world of the Clowns with Guns Alliance, is remembered for his profound impact on the group's ethos and direction. While specific details about Munson's life and role within the Alliance are scarce, his legacy is felt in the Alliance's distinctive blend of dark humor and social commentary.

Monkey Boi's influence is evident in the Alliance's commitment to using his sense of humor as a means of challenging societal norms and prompting critical reflection. His vision helped shape the Alliance into a movement where satire and performance intersected to address pressing issues in Game and in Real Life.

Though the details of Raymond Munson's life may remain enigmatic, his impact on the Clowns with Guns Alliance and its mission endures. His legacy lives on in the hearts and memories of anyone who has worn the CWG.

Thank you for the leads.

The hard drive I had things on, battle histories, Banks Messhall post from Earth2025 forums, all the goodies of chaos and war announcements, are missing. I'm hoping some of the members may have them.

Greetings, fellow Earth Empires enthusiasts!

After years of silence, the unmistakable sound of oversized shoes and honking noses heralds the return of the legendary alliance: Clowns With Guns (CWG). Once feared and revered for our audacious tactics and unyielding spirit, we're stepping back into the spotlight, ready to paint the battlefield with our unique brand of chaos.

A Glimpse into Our Past:
CWG wasn't just an alliance; it was a movement. We stood tall, even when outnumbered, defending allies and challenging foes with unmatched fervor. Our history is rich with tales of bravery, unexpected alliances, and battles that became legends.

Why Now?
The year 2025 marks a significant milestone in the Earth Empires universe. As the community buzzes with activity and nostalgia, we feel the pull to rejoin the fray, reignite old rivalries, and forge new legends.

Join the Circus:
Are you ready to embrace the madness? Whether you're a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, CWG offers a home for those who dare to be different. Together, we'll strategize, battle, and, most importantly, have a blast.

Connect with Us:
Dive into the action and be part of our resurgence. Visit our homepage: cwg.ghqnet.com

Let's make 2025 a year to remember. The clowns are back, and the show is just beginning! 🎉

CWG is seeking these members: Calling one calling one calling all, please come back to the bigtop, DA will be the RM for the set:

BigDog,
ChevClown
RaNg
Banks
Razor Clown
Black Cougar
Crash
Dirtydogcwg
Dr Si
farmer
Giyvin Moun
KFC
Krunch
LUCHO
TAKERs
Teneo
TequilaWarCaste
ClownZee
EL Kronos
hockeyfan2
Hypnotic Clown
Korean Hero
Marshal
Snake
Zloiche
GunGrave
SaRaveok
WarhorseClown
cookster
Cookie Monster
Prairie Clown
Norse
QM
Charity
TheHeretic
Amyranthe
BillboTank
BK
Caligula
CLM
DarkRule
Denny Crane
Derrick
ClownEyre
Hush
Ignition
Ivan
Kratos
LadyVohn
Major
Mantaray
Master Shake
Monkey Boi
MorTcuS
NicoDareus
Paladin
Paladine
Pheebs
plaxton
shave
Stev
Tiny
Vinegar
MastaClown
Toker
Jester
Zues