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Jul 31st 2025, 1:17:18

Originally posted by UgolinoII:
meh cant edit topic...

should be "Round 820 Top 10"


Thank you mods! :D

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Jul 31st 2025, 1:13:05

Just managed to scrape over 35m NW lol.

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Jul 31st 2025, 0:09:11

meh cant edit topic...

should be "Round 820 Top 10"

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Jul 31st 2025, 0:07:22

There were 86 countries in the Express server.

Rank Country Land Networth Special
1 s n a p i t f l i c k i t (#80) Game profile 57,259 $68,682,092 CG
2 claustrophobic sting (#61) Game profile 39,920 $67,111,074 HG
3 joE dirT (#65) Game profile 49,612 $44,219,091 HG
4 Royale With Cheese (#83) Game profile 27,172 $36,848,714 HG
5 Unforced Error (#66) Game profile 13,216 $34,760,204 DG
6 smokeemifyougotem (#62) Game profile 50,411 $32,482,223 HG
7 America (#82) Game profile 42,874 $31,425,426 FG
8 Link (#75) Game profile 60,727 $30,556,369 HG
9 The Forgotten (#71) Game profile 34,753 $26,308,074 HG
10 Sprocket (#70) Game profile 29,551 $20,035,343 HG

Congrats nitell, just pipped me at the end there :)

commander1972 another solid finish

and special shout out to Mortcus! recovering well from some heavy mid set retals

Edited By: Slagpit on Jul 31st 2025, 0:30:46
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Jul 30th 2025, 20:14:01

Oh man. The destocking!

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Jul 30th 2025, 9:43:39

NO U!

srsly though, the best war countries are the ones that are best prepped. the ones that understand the game mechanics such that they can optimise for a specific scenario on the fly. That skill is used, when netting, to optimise for NW at end of set, for warring it is optimising for resources/production during a war.

People that don't understand the game mechanics can perform adequately at both. The mechanics of hitting during a KR (for the individual) are pretty basic. Back in the day there was a bit more nuance when you had big targets, big hitters, many members per side and there was a larger "war meta" at play.

That isn't as true now. This set in AT, for MONSTERS at least, it was basically show up blast turns get the kill. Too ez. Although, I am fully expecting some blindside from out of nowhere, ganking seems to be so du jour these days.

I ain't even mad, im just disappointed that this is the state of so called warmongers. I understand they are likely motivated by a desire to try and relive the olden days, sentimentality is a strong motivator. Realistically though, I don't see that happening with the current player base.

I can war and will war. I just think that the whole thing is played out, there is no longer any real dimension to warring. The people who are "warring" by ganking netters are blatantly just trolling. There is no "warring" going on no matter how you dress it up. It isn't a mystery to me why people say things like "oh they should jet get more turrets". I was once in that camp, in time I came to realise that it was just me, not them.

Netting is still subject to some 80/20(ish) rule. Using express as an example, it's easy to get 60m+, 70m+ is harder, I have yet to get to 80m but it's clearly possible. To me there is still challenge here that will keep me coming back. I don't see any challenge in "warring" unprepared netters, and being promptly killed. I don't see any enjoyment to be found. I don't see those actions as making any positive contribution to the game.

Each to their own though, like you say, I can't force people to play any particular way.

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Jul 30th 2025, 9:18:08

Originally posted by saplingg:
Originally posted by SuperFly:


i am referring to the odd new player that shows up and gets pounced on and chased out. The only way i get chased out is if I get sanctioned / banned by Slagpit should he choose to banish his most loyal player of his game for playing within mechanics and refusing to conform to the forced game play that the netters have imposed across all servers....




I am one such player having rejoined this game in the past year after dabbling in it over a decade ago. Got parking lotted once in classic and started an unintended war in tourney, but it doesn't take too long to figure out gdi rules and PvP protocols.

Both PvE and PvP aspects of the game are enjoyable and each have their learning curve. PvE is not as simple as grab bots, finish 70m.

I get that express is attractive to both sets of players and people care about this game and don't want to be forced one way or the other.

At the same time having a "sandcastle building competition" (great analogy credit ugo) while having sandcastle stompers running around free range is pretty untenable in a multiplayer game imo. Look at the impressive sandcastles built last reset. I don't want to win a set just because all the other nice sandcastles got stomped, or talented builders stay away. I'd like to try and get better at building them and try to compete with the best.

I think we should probably find a way to share the playground or take turns so that each can do what they want to do at the appropriate place or time. There isn't really a place to solo PvE so these players aren't catered for at present

I had a similar thought as Z's idea and figured it wouldn't be too challenging to alternate the GDI rules every set. Edit: removed

Anyway, there's my reasons for wanting a regular solo PvE environment and it's not because I'm

Originally posted by SuperFly:
really weak and complacent


, let's have fun in a war set when it's not sandcastle building time.



Good points! Especially the part where I get credit for something 😂

Actually tho, the "it's not just grab bots" is very salient and I'd been wanting to say this but I wasn't sure it would be particularly well received.

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Jul 30th 2025, 9:15:23

Originally posted by SuperFly:

...on coop boards being dead, thats cool that SKA has communication within the tag. i joined TIE and not one message on discord or via country messaging. completely dead tag lol


Felt to me like this was just the state of the game for a long time *shrugs*. The rise of Discord seems to have reduced friction a little, lots of chat at SKA, and even MONSTERS have embraced this new fangled tech and we have good chats.

I think an important thing to note is that "activity" isn't a wait for it to happen thing, people have to put in the effort.

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Jul 30th 2025, 0:55:22

I'm excited about the grand reveal of the identity of this eminent noob!

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Jul 30th 2025, 0:53:55

I couldn't have been confused with a nicer guy 😂

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Jul 30th 2025, 0:42:34

lol if you honestly think I am going to bite on your obvious-bait arguments then I have some new clothes to sell you, Your Imperial Majesty!

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Jul 29th 2025, 23:02:17

#gallericonfirmsit

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Jul 29th 2025, 23:00:16

2025-07-29 20:39:19 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 277A (439A)
2025-07-29 20:39:44 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 248A (377A)
2025-07-29 20:39:47 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 212A (307A)
2025-07-29 20:39:50 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 180A (250A)
2025-07-29 20:39:55 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 148A (197A)
2025-07-29 20:39:59 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 121A (155A)
2025-07-29 20:40:03 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 96A (119A)
2025-07-29 20:40:08 SS Royale With Cheese (#83) Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) 75A (87A)

- A Few Moments Later -

2025-07-29 21:01:27 PS Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) Royale With Cheese (#83) 1029A (1438A)
2025-07-29 21:19:31 PS Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) Royale With Cheese (#83) 1111A (1487A)
2025-07-29 21:19:51 PS Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) Royale With Cheese (#83) 1158A (1481A)
2025-07-29 21:20:27 PS Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) Royale With Cheese (#83) 1208A (1484A)
2025-07-29 21:40:35 PS Monkey See Monkey Doodoo (#78) Royale With Cheese (#83) 1259A (1494A)

spectacular. bravo. golf clap.

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Jul 29th 2025, 22:54:06

Originally posted by Cathankins:
-admitting surfing /B

Worst post of the thread ugo now Reddit is going to be after you better hope the black hole master himself isn’t surfing


People always be tellin' me what I did and didn't do :)

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Jul 29th 2025, 21:44:11

I expect better from someone that has decided to call themself "SuperFly" — your posts read like they were written by Sherwood Schwartz!

This isn't the 90's, your internet tough guy persona is chalked.

The lack of sophistication in your rhetoric doesn't pass muster on a board full of old flags that were likely trolling /b/ decades ago, and that have long since realised the futility and foolishness of their youth.

We'll be waiting, should you care to join us :)

Originally posted by SuperFly:

I am literally taking everyones ability to reach $70 million NW so that all of you can be at $35 mill NW thus giving me and the bots a chance at making top 10!


Probably too much to dare to hope that I might finish with a higher NW than your country given your superior strategy and netgaining skills!

Wouldn't it be wild though, if after being CRIPPLED by your country, I was able to scrape together more than $35m, even to finish t10 now is surely going to be UNACHIEVABLE in the wake of such destruction.

One can only dream.

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Jul 29th 2025, 16:08:09

oh shi... i'm gonna get banned from OF for threatening to ugoblast some young girl!

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Jul 29th 2025, 15:54:21

me so horny

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Jul 29th 2025, 14:35:16

Originally posted by SuperFly:
No one can accuse me of being a crappy netter...


I can; you are.

...and I'm not even /that/ good.

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Jul 29th 2025, 13:13:53

I missed the bit in the other thread...

Originally posted by SuperFly:

fair play this server is PvP so i declared war on everyone for not having turrets:

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Jul 29th 2025, 9:41:14

Yes 76 at least knew what they were doing, 74 was an absolute clown.

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Jul 29th 2025, 9:39:43

I agree. The whole "it's a war-game" position is a braindead argument. "I like to read the dictionary" people should know what war is, its purpose(s), and why farming a bunch of netters doesn't fit the bill.

Perhaps they are campaigning against the tyranny of evil netters making them look crap every reset? lol.

I think the truth is they aren't even that sophisticated. They are still "stamping on a sandcastle" entirely unaware as to their own motivations for doing so, still fumbling around trying to make the bad tummy feeling stop.

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Jul 29th 2025, 9:08:52

The main obstacle for a lot of players is being able formulate basic thoughts.

I bet half of them are still belligerently tapping their copy of the communist manifesto proclaiming at its revolutionary political ideology.

"land grabbing bots is not even difficult" lol. Do you think what #76 did *was*?

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Jul 29th 2025, 9:01:55

I enjoy knowing that once #76 finished jerking off to his own special brand of text based pr0n he will be forced to sit with that awkward feeling of self loathing.

Kinda like the bonnie blue of earthempires lol

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Jul 28th 2025, 16:41:05

Originally posted by Cathankins:
Originally posted by Warster:
Originally posted by Cathankins:
Originally posted by Warster:
Well stop trolling so i can go back to retirement lol


there is a name I haven’t seen in while.


ive been around, just dont post much or play.



I remember when everyone used to all troll with fake names and mess with you and tella when he was a mod. Yours was wartstar lol You guys really respected the player userbase despite us roasting you guys and clowning around having some fun. I never realized just how much back then. Thanks for those years man. Fun times. Were you a mod back then too? I remember tella was but couldn’t remember if you were or not.


Man, I have so many wrestler-name alts I can't use now 😅

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Jul 28th 2025, 15:13:12

Quite fun to have such good competition. Though it looks like we are playing roulette again this round 😂

"Co-Op" style express anyone? ;) (I suppose PvE would be more accurate, as it's a solo server)

Problem is i'd likely still play both and have even less time lol.

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Jul 26th 2025, 0:01:47

damn, $70m doesn't even get you t3 these days 😂

nice finish Z :D

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Jul 25th 2025, 8:40:08

Originally posted by Red X:

My hoop is on fire 🔥


You can get cream for that!

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Jul 25th 2025, 8:39:05

Originally posted by Captain Bunny:
My bad Floyd that was over the line =P


should have doubled down...

...after all, she loves that Krunchy Fried Chicken!

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Jul 24th 2025, 23:15:42

Thanks for deleting Servant, I appreciate you keeping your word.

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Jul 24th 2025, 22:56:04

Originally posted by Red X:
I can find 5 people lol. Even if that was a requirement it is ridiculous. It is not hard to ask some of your friends to make accounts and then they do not even play. I thought my sister would have ran turns but I don’t even think she left protection. I could get random people to make a country meet the requirements and still do whatever I wanted. Your logic is flawed.


The hoops we jump through, the stories we tell ourself...

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Jul 24th 2025, 15:12:05

First I gotta make it to game A, competition is tough!

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Jul 23rd 2025, 13:25:32

DETAH

you can't ruin netters set if they ain't nettin' *taps head*

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Jul 21st 2025, 0:08:17

yeah never broke 70 before! thanks

gg Vic, very close, I was sure you had it

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Jul 16th 2025, 14:14:44

Originally posted by Kingme:
Thanks!

Z making an oiler/farmer over 50m is impressive. It was just a few rounds ago that we were debating over if oiler was viable or not.


hahah, everyone knows there is no demand for oil!

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Jul 13th 2025, 12:51:28

Originally posted by Cathankins:
Originally posted by Ratski:
Hay Cat glad to see I am living in your head rent free ! And by the way yes this is last set :816 56 Bandit (#65) 23,716 $10,243,238 TG, and this was after you flatten my country. :} lol


I’m living on your land rent free too. I didn’t flatten your country. If you ever break GDI I will kill run your country. I have no idea what war you are talking about.

PS Rat Terrier rat hunter (#69) Blind Man (#72) 966A (1455A)


I had a look at #72 - it's certainly the right build, but is it Ratski or AMJ2? only time will tell!

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Jul 13th 2025, 12:50:09

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by UgolinoII:
Originally posted by Ratski:
Hay Cat glad to see I am living in your head rent free ! And by the way yes this is last set :816 56 Bandit (#65) 23,716 $10,243,238 TG, and this was after you flatten my country. :} lol


I'm not quite sure how to interpret this post. It looks like a country that was flatted?

You did beat your neighbour though, who was coincidentally also flattened... https://www.earthempires.com/express/816/ranks/72/news

...by a DEMO lol



That's because it's the same person .....


😂😂😂

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Jul 13th 2025, 12:48:59

Classic thread is classic

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Jul 12th 2025, 18:19:22

Originally posted by Ratski:
Hay Cat glad to see I am living in your head rent free ! And by the way yes this is last set :816 56 Bandit (#65) 23,716 $10,243,238 TG, and this was after you flatten my country. :} lol


I'm not quite sure how to interpret this post. It looks like a country that was flatted?

You did beat your neighbour though, who was coincidentally also flattened... https://www.earthempires.com/express/816/ranks/72/news

...by a DEMO lol

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Jul 8th 2025, 19:41:27

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Syko_Killa:
Turn inactive countries into bots. But don't allow the player to start any new ones for the remainder of the reset. Make vacation mode 7 days only.


How would you define inactive? You can hoard turns for upwards of 7 days I think, on this server. And what if they are spending a very minimal amount of turns?

Better question, why does it matter if some other country is inactive?


Maybe when overflowed turns crosses a certain threshold?

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Jul 3rd 2025, 15:17:06

I am going Theo Techer->MBR

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Jul 1st 2025, 10:48:15

me too

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Jul 1st 2025, 0:23:41

Originally posted by Servant:
None of the people know any of this stuff

Full clown education is required.


most of them have TAKEN in it too literally

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Jun 27th 2025, 21:08:40

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by galleri:
Just think of it like Marshal is here again


I miss the good old days.

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Jun 24th 2025, 11:37:34

x

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Jun 24th 2025, 11:37:16

Originally posted by Slagpit:


rank #21 for anyone else that struggled to find it

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Jun 24th 2025, 11:18:36

Why would I run oiler, this whole thread is about oil never selling?!

I'm trying to buy but there is never any on the public market. I've only managed to pick up about 370k...

Current good: Oil Barrels
Current time: Jun 24, 11:08
Time start Time end Avg market price Your avg price Your spending
Jun 21, 11:00 Jun 22, 11:00 $279.33 N/A $0
Jun 22, 11:00 Jun 23, 11:00 $296.18 $299.00 $14,950,000
Jun 23, 11:00 Jun 24, 11:00 $273.66 $221.85 $71,051,870

I'm only grabbing lightly but I must have gone through about 3m+ barrels so far.

I couldn't buy the $299 that was just up as my private was cheaper. Is anyone even playing oiler this round?

Current good: Oil Barrels
Current time: Jun 24, 11:09
Time start Time end Min sold price Max sold price Avg price Total volume
Jun 21, 11:00 Jun 22, 11:00 $240 $299 $279.33 15,000
Jun 22, 11:00 Jun 23, 11:00 $234 $299 $296.18 1,198,650
Jun 23, 11:00 Jun 24, 11:00 $190 $299 $273.66 4,295,783

if I was running oiler id be selling for at least 250 and would probably have twice as much land

Lets say 40k

40000*1.5*250 =15m/turn

not bad, but techers have been making twice that ;)

I'd also not run pure oiler, id do FFO and adjust depending on what the market was like.

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Jun 22nd 2025, 0:00:00

I have decided to play this reset (and not fumble my startup). As such I have been smashing the explore button super hard too.

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Jun 21st 2025, 0:26:08

Originally posted by Celphi:
Actually... lol. They coded it but never finished it:

The oiler strat file is empty.


Yes, this is what I discovered!

Easy enough to do, but I got so carried away refactoring code there was no way anything I did could be merged. Not to mention the new code changed loads anyway in a totally different direction!

If I didn't have a job I think I would write a new bot from scratch. Still not true AI, but just a robust bot that makes sensible decisions from turn to turn. With some basic stocking/destocking.

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Jun 20th 2025, 21:23:41

Originally posted by Celphi:
If I recall correctly,. there used to be oiler bots,. but it appears they've all been removed.

All I'm suggesting is that bots consume some oil, just like tehy consume tech, food or units. I mean, why do they buy jets & no oil?


I don't think the ee bots ever had an oiler - when I ran bots on AI I made an oiler strat and had the other bots buy some.