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Nov 6th 2025, 23:06:51

Heavyweight champion Iron Mike Tyson is with us, everybody!

He's been turning your finely cooked brisket into mince meat for what seems like forever now. Glad to have you with us, champ.

Tell us Iron Mike, what does it take to be a champion in this sport? Do you eat 36 boiled eggs every morning? Does your body ever get tired of moving your enormous limbs around? Have you ever fought Brock Lesnar in a McDonalds car park? The fans wanna know!

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Nov 6th 2025, 3:08:31

Welcome friends to the Alliance Pre-Game Show!

I am your host Ted Sportsguy.

Seems like we have a few new hot signings on the roster, it should be an absolute barn-burner of a set!

Our first segment today, we throw it back to some of the legendary moments in Alliance history. Partly because I don't know much about it and I'm only doing this gig by court order for a DUI hit and r... anyways!

We go live now to some of our resident experts on Alliance History ar the official Earth Forum Summit. I'll lead with a few questions:

What's the fastest kill in Alliance history from first strike to killing blow?

Who has won Alliance for tag avg NW the most times ever?

What was the most deadly FS in history?

And a fiery one why not! Who is the most fearsome alliance clan past and present?

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Nov 6th 2025, 2:00:54

Yes sir I'm on the straight and narrow.

Looks to be a stacked Game A hot damn.

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Nov 5th 2025, 11:19:08

Sounds like you should settle the score next set.

Step right up, folks!
One set only!
"Big Papa" Donkadonk VS Marty "Earth Jordan" SupeRFLY
For the Undisputed Heavyweight Express Championship!
Prime box seats for national representitives available!
Do not miss out!

Sponsored by Munster Energy, it's toxicly good... And our good friends at Nuke, Just Nuke It.

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Nov 4th 2025, 2:56:00

There have been shark sightings this morning at local swimming areas across the Express Luxury Beach Hotel & Bistro.

This is an official warning to all guests not to go swimming without the appropriate Electromagnetic Shark Deterring Turret & Spy GearTM conveniently available at the hotel marketplace.

Hotel management will not be held responsible for loss of property.

Larry Sharkstein
-Hotel Manger

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Nov 3rd 2025, 4:48:07

I was overjoyed when I discovered spy and medical had changes. I legit tried to get medical tech value last set, being likely that I was going induce retals and attract vigilantes. Doubt we'll see any new med tech revolution but I was happy it ended up actually having value with Zorro throwing up 20 DH's on me and then getting farmed by the feds after.

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Nov 3rd 2025, 2:03:45

Yeah you can get like 25-30% cashing bonus with 140-145% spy tech or something, i don't recall the exact figures when I gave it a whirl.

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Nov 3rd 2025, 1:24:53

I knew my DH on 76 to begin was a bad omen xD

Congrats to the winner and gg everyone!

Glhf next

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Nov 3rd 2025, 0:43:26

Also Ugo, I played the first iteration of Xalrons where I tried to do like 10 grabs at once and boost for the retals but I got wrecked so I went for the hail mary and broke GDI with a very good player who completely ruined me after that.

The following set either he or another player used the name again and iirc played rep cash and farmed and boosted off like 5 players

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Nov 3rd 2025, 0:38:34

I played like a bastard for sure. I always was trying to achieve some sort of finish though which is why I was careful not to break GDI until I was in hot water and began to fail bank jobs on a few folks.

If spaghetti western hadn't declared me his personal land farm for what he perceived as griefing, i could've made $20m-$25m maybe. Tech prices were undesirable though so it was rough.

This is a game with potential for both hostile and passive country growth and I do believe every player has the right to formulate a strategy using any and all tools available to them allowed by game and admin rules. I tried a new strategy this set, I had a blast doing it. The outcome wasn't the best but that's life.

Lastly ggwp to everyone. I found a lot of admiration for players ability to adapt and respond to such menacing behaviour. Haven't seen quite so many defence pacts go up so quick before.

I love you all, Earth people <3

See you all this game :)

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Nov 2nd 2025, 0:53:18

The contract cleaning bill from having all that jet rubble removed from my research district was a bit steep, though.

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Nov 2nd 2025, 0:50:09

I play Cruel #84. Zorro hit me a bunch of times but breaking GDI with him did not suit my strategy.

I didn't ask Cerb to do anything for me. The spaghetti swat team is all over me right now anyways xD

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Oct 31st 2025, 0:54:25

Sorry friend.

This was my first run in Game A so I mucked around quite a bit while observing the meta and interactions.

Torpedoing Scorched Earth to sink the obvious winner was plan Z after I encountered far less flak in the mid-game than expected.

Then he and I talked and I felt bad so we agreed on a truce after apologising.

At the 11th hour I realised I could give it back.

I intend to net next set rather than play around. Of course I understand you will be feeling poorly about my actions and I could not blame you.

You played very well and I enjoyed watching your moves and calmly not allowing that Commy to destabilise your plan. Kudos.

If vengeance is the only path, I am ready. Otherwise I'll just be netting in November.

Sincerest apologies.

Kind regards,

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