A brigade from Tickle You Until You Pee (#47) has invaded your lands! 
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 3175 Acres (4980 Gained) 4954 Buildings  (1804 Stolen) 106,817 Bushels $22,440,796 30,751 Technology Points  | Your military lost: 170 Troops 340,010 Turrets 3482 Tanks Your defence allies lost:  12,253 Troops 188,786 Turrets 11,201 Tanks  | Their military lost: 640,000 Jets  | 
A brigade from Chocolate Salty Balls (#12) has invaded your lands! 
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 644 Acres (1188 Gained) 991 Buildings  (355 Stolen) 3490 Bushels $5,875,406 9624 Technology Points  | Your military lost: 102 Troops 91,441 Turrets 18,831 Tanks Your defence allies lost:  7004 Troops 83,647 Turrets 2005 Tanks  | Their military lost: 480,000 Jets  | 
A cruise missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 12,448 Military Units  | 
A nuclear missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A nuclear missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A nuclear missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A nuclear missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A nuclear missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A nuclear missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A chemical missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 9671 Civilians 373 Buildings  | 
A chemical missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 11,116 Civilians 385 Buildings  | 
A chemical missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 12,777 Civilians 385 Buildings  | 
A chemical missile from yatgnos (#62) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 14,686 Civilians 385 Buildings  |