A brigade from Table legs (#11) has invaded your lands! 
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 750 Acres (1228 Gained) 1102 Buildings  (364 Stolen) 2369 Bushels $7,735,773 493 Technology Points  | Your military lost: 7458 Troops 220,252 Turrets 7524 Tanks  | Their military lost: 296,000 Jets  | 
A chemical missile from Turd ferguson (#2) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 13,082 Civilians 444 Buildings  | 
An armoured division from Turd ferguson (#2) has invaded your lands! 
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed: 189 Buildings  | Your military lost: 5997 Tanks  | Their military lost: 8888 Tanks  | 
Turd ferguson (#2) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 1789 enemy spies.
A chemical missile from Turd ferguson (#2) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 12,381 Civilians 444 Buildings  | 
A chemical missile from Turd ferguson (#2) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 10,771 Civilians 444 Buildings  | 
A nuclear missile from Turd ferguson (#2) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A nuclear missile from Turd ferguson (#2) was launched at your lands, destroying:
A cruise missile from Turd ferguson (#2) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 27,330 Military Units  | 
A chemical missile from Turd ferguson (#2) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 9371 Civilians 384 Buildings  |