[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 22916; 428974]LOCKET!

YES, YOU ARE CORRECT. I MADE A TERRIBLE BLUNDER, WHICH WAS THEN COMPOUNDED BY A SERIES OF MISSTEPS AND STUMBLES. ONCE WE WERE DOWN A BIT, THE NUMBER OF AGGRESSORS CAUSED ME TO MELT TWO KEYBOARDS AND ONE SMARTPHONE, FURIOUSLY ADDING NAMES TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED. THE COMMITTEE OF ONE ORDERED ME EXCOMMUNICATED, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY PARDONED ME ONCE THEY REALIZED THAT I AM THE KEEPER OF THE TERRIBLE SPREADSHEET OF DEVESTATION.

DO NOT FEAR! THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT WILL SOON BE OVER, AND OUR SPRING OF MALAISE CAN COMMENCE!

FURTHERMORE! I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT I MUST CORRECT CHUCK. AS WAS ANNOUNCED 2 RESETS AGO, OUR RETAL WINDOW HAS RUSTED STUCK IN THE OPEN POSITION. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY CONFUSION OR FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY WHICH CHUCK'S COMMENTS MAY HAVE CAUSED. THE COMMITTEE HAS ORDERED THAT HE BE FLOGGED WITH A LOCK OF MY HAIR.

HA!

SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]

so what is your retal policy exactly

STEVANO!

WE DO NOT HAVE A "RETAL" POLICY. WE HAVE A RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE POLICY. IT HAS BEEN STATED TIME AND TIME AGAIN, BUT SEEING AS YOU'RE NEW HERE I'LL GO AHEAD AND REITERATE:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DOES NOT RECOGNIZE THE RIGHT OF THE AGGRESSOR TO DICTATE THE TERMS UNDER WHICH THE VICTIM OF THE AGGRESSION MAY TAKE RIGHTEOUS DEFENSIVE ACTION. WE NEITHER COMMIT NOR ACCEPT UNPROVOKED ACTS OF AGGRESSION. VIOLATORS ARE PLACED ON THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED. OR THE TERRIBLE SPREADSHEET OF DEVESTATION. OR BOTH! (!!!)

WE CURRENTLY HAVE A BACKLOG ON THE TERRIBLE SPREADSHEET OF DEVESTATION, BUT DON'T WORRY! WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!

HA!

SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

ha, ill be waiting.