to answer your question. Yes I am still SOF HFA - Head of Farting Advice.

to your second point, i know where MD stood..i didn't know where EVO stood, that makes no sense at all.

to the third point, Helmet, Evo, and LaF all answer to me so there is nothing i am unaware of, do you want to sign up for my bi-daily newsletter?

to the fourth point which you never made, this post was originally intended to be light in nature since everything on these boards is so damn heavy and lame the last few days. i should have realized it would turn into a troll fest which is sad. if you didn't realize that it was supposed to be a lighthearted joke of a post when you read the first few posts...perhaps someone just doesn't want you to know....i wonder why?

to further my last post. if you are in another tag and need some farting advice apply @ sof.earth2025.net

inside you will find detailed articles on the following

1) How to handle the Church Fart
2) First Date Gas, dont lose your cool
3) Elevator Bombs- cool, funny, or just wrong?
4) How long do you have to wait before farting on your girlfriend?
5) How long can I fart in succession before I should be worried?


THIS AND MANY MORE ADVICE FROM CHEVS @ sof.earth2025.net

The fact that Chevs apparent brain capacity is hovering around the age of 14 might explain a few things.

I am surprised SoF hasn't hit, yet, on behalf of there ally.

thats primarily due to the amount of fart - methane i inhale during my couples therapy fart sessions.

Dagga calling someone else stupid - classic.

Anoneim: you are the clear asshat here. congratulations.

Intentionally misreading what people say is just stupid.

I think Martian should merge every Laf thread into one so it can be argued in a giant 15 page thread :P

fair enough, i thought you were taking the piss, my mistake