Aug 10th 2025, 12:48:11
*breaking news from Clown News Network*
Last night at the WNBA game LA Sparks vs Golden State Valkyries Clowns Legend Jeweler held a special Ringmaster Election.
Candidates were:
DarkAngel
Farmer
BigDogCWG
During the election ceremony, the following occurred:
After consuming the required crack brownies the meeting was called to order by Jeweler
A roll call was taken of candidates.
Farmer was absent last seen talking to what may or may not have been a cheerleader with a beard muttering as he was muttering planting his seed and watching it grow and headed to the family restroom stall.
In meantime DarkAngel extracted a bright green torpedo shaped object from his coat pocket and began waving it air and tossing onto the court yelling “fetch boy”.
BigDogCWG was last seen galloping through the crowd chasing something bright green.
Jeweler declared DarkAngel the winner due to fact there was no one left.
Congrats DarkAngel.
BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
*trots off with new chew toy to show Ruthie*
Last night at the WNBA game LA Sparks vs Golden State Valkyries Clowns Legend Jeweler held a special Ringmaster Election.
Candidates were:
DarkAngel
Farmer
BigDogCWG
During the election ceremony, the following occurred:
After consuming the required crack brownies the meeting was called to order by Jeweler
A roll call was taken of candidates.
Farmer was absent last seen talking to what may or may not have been a cheerleader with a beard muttering as he was muttering planting his seed and watching it grow and headed to the family restroom stall.
In meantime DarkAngel extracted a bright green torpedo shaped object from his coat pocket and began waving it air and tossing onto the court yelling “fetch boy”.
BigDogCWG was last seen galloping through the crowd chasing something bright green.
Jeweler declared DarkAngel the winner due to fact there was no one left.
Congrats DarkAngel.
BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
*trots off with new chew toy to show Ruthie*
