Originally posted by Fatty:
Bacon is..not the only thing that can be cured by hanging it from a rope. 
 
Originally posted by Fatty:
Bacon is..perfection...unless they could add caffeine to it 
 
Originally posted by Fatty:
Bacon is..ruined by Canadians 
 
Originally posted by Fatty:
Bacon is..going to be my last meal, if it kills me....which it well could! 
 
Originally posted by Fatty:
Bacon is..the only thing that makes eggs edible 
 
Originally posted by Fatty:
Bacon is..only to be improved by wrapping it in more bacon 
 
Originally posted by Fatty:
Bacon is..The result of nature's most amazing recycling machine.  You put in a rotten apple core, and out comes BACON!