TROLL is Pacting/Accepting new members!

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 25th 2012, 15:20:52

TROLL is now accepting pacts. Please contact me if you would like to not be topfed after I get FA.

TROLL also accepts tag jumpers interested in being cowards and avoiding any of the wars going on!

TheORKINMan
TROLL Propaganda Minister

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TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 25th 2012, 17:30:02

Apparently people want to PM me instead of just asking here.

1.) Yes this is real. TROLL is a real tag ingame, I am playing a country and I have signed pacts already.

2.) A bunch of PMs have involved "please don't hit me". If you dont want me to hit you then tell your FA to put TROLL on DNH :P

3.) Apparently you all think I am some sort of unhinged psychopath who is going to generally act crazy.

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Chevs

Member
2061

Apr 25th 2012, 22:19:33

damn i kind of want to play for troll....

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TheORKINMan

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1305

Apr 26th 2012, 1:17:40

Who wouldn't? It's a fantastic alliance of upstanding citizens

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hawkeyee

Member
1080

Apr 26th 2012, 1:39:43

Where do I sign up?

Minister
The Omega
Omega Retal Policy/Contacts: http://tinyurl.com/owpvakm (Earth Wiki)
Apply: http://tinyurl.com/mydc8by (Boxcar)

Chevs

Member
2061

Apr 26th 2012, 1:48:08

i might need to "take a set off" next set hrmmm.

SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)
En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 1:57:49

Just PM me and I'll give you the tag pass. The rules are that we ignore all retal windows unless specifically negotiated. So far the only DNH agreement we have is with PDM.

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hawkeyee

Member
1080

Apr 26th 2012, 2:16:40

Well, I was gonna play somewhere else next set anyways. Would be kind of fun to just start a random alliance next set and make it a melting pot of players from everywhere. I'd definitely consider it if we had commitments from other people.

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The Omega
Omega Retal Policy/Contacts: http://tinyurl.com/owpvakm (Earth Wiki)
Apply: http://tinyurl.com/mydc8by (Boxcar)

TheORKINMan

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Apr 26th 2012, 2:28:43

As long as you have no problem with the fact that people get pissed off at me frequently then you are welcome to join :P

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 2:56:46

Dear Orkin: I will look past our previous differences.

Despite your lack of hockey knowledge,
Despite your american obsession with college basketball,

I would like to formally offer you a NAP on behalf of RD. Terms are TBD but involve cheering for the Ottawa Senators / L:L

What say you?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 2:59:08

I don't trust you guys, make it a uNAP and you have a deal.

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:00:33

No.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:00:50

SuNAP

Super Unbreakable Non-Aggression Pact.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:01:14

See :P

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:02:02

Im serious about the SuNAP. I will even put my own country on the line.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:03:23

Haha okay. I'll take that deal.

TROLL Pact list:

PDM: DNH
RD: SuNAP

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:06:24

Woah woah, calm yourself! We haven't discussed terms.

1) All hits are %150 L:L
2) For every TROLL hit on RD, Orkin must come to AT and state he thinks the NHL is the best of all professional leagues and that the Ottawa Senators are the best professional franchise.

What are your terms.

PS: I can not guarantee any other color will publicly state anything. You may humiliate me.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:07:05

Haha that's fine.

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:12:22

You have terms for me?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:19:21

The only term we have is that we have no retal windows. If you take the time to pick and choose the oppurtune moment to LG then we should be afforded the same courtesy and not be required to retal when you are prepared for it :P Retals owed expire at the end of the reset :D

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:22:08

Only on countries that have been tagged for more than 24 hrs. No accidental hits.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:23:04

Right right, of course. Common sense obviously.

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:49:17

Only the defending country retals or anyone in the alliance?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:49:51

Whichever you would prefer is fine with me. The only sticking point I have is the actual window.

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:51:18

How about 72hrs for the alliance....
Unlimited for the country that was hit?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:52:39

That's fair. Agreed to that.

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Mr Charcoal

Member
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Apr 26th 2012, 3:54:24

Done.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 3:57:11

btw Charcoal you are missing Pain and Fairytale in #rd trying to get me to be friends with you guys.

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 3:59:24

Screw that. I hate you more than I hate the burning sensation when I pee.

Doctor im chatting with right now says I might have Orkinitis.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheMatrix

Member
144

Apr 26th 2012, 17:21:13

ORKIN, at first I didn't think I liked you but I've come to realize we see eye to eye on over 90% of everything...

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 26th 2012, 17:22:22

Thanks(I think) :P

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Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Apr 26th 2012, 21:30:12

Heads up Orkin,
Big game tomight!!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

TheORKINMan

Member
1305

Apr 27th 2012, 4:12:41

Silly Evo went and was the first alliance to LG us. Anyone wanna temp tag up TROLL and do the rentals for me? The Evo country is nice and fat

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Chevs

Member
2061

Apr 27th 2012, 4:17:24

Originally posted by TheORKINMan:

I actually really like this idea

SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)
En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m