Aug 30th 2013, 5:08:27
OK, LISTEN UP!
THIS EVENING, I WENT TO A LOCAL BAR THAT SPECIALIZES IS UNUSUAL BEERS. THEN, MRS DANGER AND I PICKED UP OUR NIECE FROM HER SWIM TEAM PRACTICE AND DROPPED HER OFF AT HOME. WHILE THERE (AT BILL'S HOUSE) WE HARVESTED SEVERAL PEACHES AND A WHOLE LOT OF GRAPES.
NONE OF THE ABOVE IS IMPORTANT!
WHEN WE GOT HOME, I DRANK SEVERAL SAM ADAMS OCTOBERFEST BEERS. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE IMPORTANT! I CANNOT BE SURE!
NOW! SINCE I WAS WATCHING THE SEAHAWKS DESTROY THE RAIDERS ON THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, IT MADE ME THINK OF THE VIDEO "WE LIKE SPORTZ" BY THE LONELY ISLAND. I LAUGHED A LOT!
THEN THAT MADE ME WANT TO WATCH "I'M ON A BOAT" BY THE LONELY ISLAND. I CONTINUED TO LAUGH A LOT AS I SAT ON MY BACK DECK DRUNKENLY REPLAYING THAT VIDEO ON MY PHONE OVER AND OVER.
NOW PAY ATTENTION! THIS IS IMPORTANT! AFTER SEVERAL VIEWINGS OF "I'M ON A BOAT" AND AFTER SEVERAL OCTOBERFESTS, I WENT TO REPLAY "I'M ON A BOAT" ONE MORE TIME! THIS TIME, I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY PHONE, BUT I CAUGHT IT IN MIDAIR! IT WAS QUITE IMPRESSIVE!
THE RESULT WAS THAT THE VIDEO REPLAYED, BUT AT HALF SPEED! BUT STILL AT NORMAL PITCH! IT WAS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST FUNNY THING I HAD EVER SEEN.. AND EVERY TIME AFTER THAT, THE VIDEO PLAYED AT EITHER HALF SPEED OR 1/4 SPEED (OR ONCE AT DOUBLE SPEED, BUT I ATTRIBUTE THAT TO "THE GRAYS")
NOW, I HAVE LOST THIS MAGNIFICENT MOMENT, AND I CANNOT DETERMINE HOW I ATTAINED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. PLEASE!!! SOMEONE MUST HELP ME RECOVER MY LOST GLORY!
WHOEVER CAN TELL ME HOW I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED PLAYING "I'M ON A BOAT" AT HALF SPEED WILL HAVE PERMANENT IMMUNITY FROM THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED!!! SEND ALL INQUIRIES TO
HA!
SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
THIS EVENING, I WENT TO A LOCAL BAR THAT SPECIALIZES IS UNUSUAL BEERS. THEN, MRS DANGER AND I PICKED UP OUR NIECE FROM HER SWIM TEAM PRACTICE AND DROPPED HER OFF AT HOME. WHILE THERE (AT BILL'S HOUSE) WE HARVESTED SEVERAL PEACHES AND A WHOLE LOT OF GRAPES.
NONE OF THE ABOVE IS IMPORTANT!
WHEN WE GOT HOME, I DRANK SEVERAL SAM ADAMS OCTOBERFEST BEERS. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE IMPORTANT! I CANNOT BE SURE!
NOW! SINCE I WAS WATCHING THE SEAHAWKS DESTROY THE RAIDERS ON THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, IT MADE ME THINK OF THE VIDEO "WE LIKE SPORTZ" BY THE LONELY ISLAND. I LAUGHED A LOT!
THEN THAT MADE ME WANT TO WATCH "I'M ON A BOAT" BY THE LONELY ISLAND. I CONTINUED TO LAUGH A LOT AS I SAT ON MY BACK DECK DRUNKENLY REPLAYING THAT VIDEO ON MY PHONE OVER AND OVER.
NOW PAY ATTENTION! THIS IS IMPORTANT! AFTER SEVERAL VIEWINGS OF "I'M ON A BOAT" AND AFTER SEVERAL OCTOBERFESTS, I WENT TO REPLAY "I'M ON A BOAT" ONE MORE TIME! THIS TIME, I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY PHONE, BUT I CAUGHT IT IN MIDAIR! IT WAS QUITE IMPRESSIVE!
THE RESULT WAS THAT THE VIDEO REPLAYED, BUT AT HALF SPEED! BUT STILL AT NORMAL PITCH! IT WAS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST FUNNY THING I HAD EVER SEEN.. AND EVERY TIME AFTER THAT, THE VIDEO PLAYED AT EITHER HALF SPEED OR 1/4 SPEED (OR ONCE AT DOUBLE SPEED, BUT I ATTRIBUTE THAT TO "THE GRAYS")
NOW, I HAVE LOST THIS MAGNIFICENT MOMENT, AND I CANNOT DETERMINE HOW I ATTAINED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. PLEASE!!! SOMEONE MUST HELP ME RECOVER MY LOST GLORY!
WHOEVER CAN TELL ME HOW I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED PLAYING "I'M ON A BOAT" AT HALF SPEED WILL HAVE PERMANENT IMMUNITY FROM THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED!!! SEND ALL INQUIRIES TO
HA!
SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
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