through a few various in game messages to me, you guys actually arent bad. I see you are all crippled now and have very little chance at doing ANYTHING with your country before the end of set, why don't you give our FA a shout and put an end to this senseless slaughter of your countries...

SAMANTHA DANGER WON'T SURRENDER OR CEASEFIRE.

i mean we only have like 5 people showing up for kill runs and still dominating so...it's pointless to continue...but when they ask for CF it will show they aren't as stupid as some might think...I think personally they're alright

they aren't stupid.

DOES DANGER REQUIRE THE ASSISTANCE OF THEIR VASSAL SLAVE ALLIANCE MD?!

WE WERE PLANNING ON A SECRET EVENING OF LISTENING NON STOP TO PAULA ABDUL SONGS WHILE DRESSING UP LIKE HER AND PARADING IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, BUT WE CAN RESCHEDULE THIS IF OUR MIGHTY LEADERS NEED THEIR VASSAL ALLIANCE.

P.S. WITH WE, I MEANT JUST ME...

Loc, that would be stupid of you...just saying

I am pretty sure you are missing a joke.... just saying

FOR RIDDLER TO EVEN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A JOKE HE WOULD HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF HUMOR. THE MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] HAVE EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF HUMOR. I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO TRAIN RIDDLER AND OTHER MEMBERS OF RAGE THE ART OF HUMOR. THE FIRST STEP IS TO EXPLORE HUMOROUS TOPICS.

THE FOLLOWING TOPICS ARE A FEW OF MANY ACCEPTABLE HUMOROUS TOPICS: LLAMAS, MEN IN YOGA PANTS, SOFTSHEEP (OR HARD SHEEP IN RELATION TO SCODE), MULLETS, SKULLETS, CEASEFIRES, THE BOSTON RED SOX, PANDA BEARS, COMEDY CLUBS, EXPLODING RAGE, FIGURE SKATERS, THE BRITISH ACCENT, AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST....OLD MEN WEARING HIGH SOCKS.

I WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE THIS LESSON BUT I MUST SPEND THE MONEY I HAVE EXPLODED FROM THE BANK ACCOUNTS OF YOUR VARIOUS MEMBERS. PLEASE CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
MINISTER OF JOKE
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]

omg omg omg, CHUCK_DANGER mentioned me in a post!!

I am not worthy oh mighty CHUCK, thank you for this honour!

Heh, i was mentioned. ..now i see the humour that iScode is putting out and yes the humour in everything chuck posted. Especially exploding RAGE. AND for those who think i didnt get the joke, do u really think i was threatening MD? considering we are still friendly with them? Sheesh...

ALSO ACCEPTABLE: EXPLODING SPIES, EXPLODING PIES, EXPLODING THIGHS(!), AND EXPLODING FRIES(!) (PERHAPS EVEN OF THE PHILLIP J. VARIETY).

RIDDLER FAILS TO REALIZE THAT ANY CHARACTER PORTRAYED BY JIM CARREY IN A BATMAN MOVIE IS DOOMED TO FAIL HENCE RAGE MUST SURRENDER WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME.

HA!
JOE DANGER
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
(CHUCK SEEMS TO FEEL THE "!" AT THE END OF [DANGER] IS OPTIONAL, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OPTIONAL ! SO THIS CAN ONLY MEAN THERE IS A SECRET MESSAGE THERE... OOPS SAID TOO MUCH (OR HAVE I SAID ENOUGH?)

You think if you join a Clan named DANGER somewhere along the way you it would sink in when you said "I'm in DANGER" that it was not a wise decision to join them.

CHUCK DANGER, the Earth Empires Equivilent of Chuck Norris.

OCEANA: YOU ARE THINKING TOO HARD. THAT KIND OF WISDOM IS WHAT GETS PEOPLE HURT. OR MAYBE YOU ARE INTO THAT KIND OF THING.. BUT IF YOU HAVE A SAFETY WORD THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF. IF YOU TRY TO DIVIDE BY ZERO AND SOMEHOW SEE THIS VIDEO THEN ALL BETS ARE ON AGAIN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFrzuhCMKw

HA!
JOE DANGER
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

slaughter if they are tag killed, I don't see a slaughter.

lol never thought of that oceana...

but hai ppl.

Well SK
It was a tag kill yesterday
are we done now danger?

well since DANGER enjoys a good BBQ, here is a resemblance of what happened to their tag, also via BBQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu40Q6YpbSI

AS WE HAVE FROM THE BEGINNING, WE STAND READY TO DISCUSS THE TERMS OF YOUR SURRENDER! I WOULD BE HAPPY TO RELAY THEM TO THE COMMITTEE OF ONE ON YOUR BEHALF!

HA!

WHILE THE EXPLOSION WAS INDEED PLEASING TO WITNESS, WHAT IS WITH THE 1.5 MINUTES OF NOTHING AT THE BEGINNING? ? WAS THAT MEANT TO REPRESENT THE LENGTH OF TIME IT TOOK FOR RAGE TO TAG KILL AN ALLIANCE ONE FIFTH OF ITS SIZE? :-)

HA!
BILL
MINISTER OF OH-SNAPS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

*bows to BILL_DANGER* well played sir, well played

[quote poster=CHUCK_DANGER; 26493; 489532]THE FIRST STEP IS TO EXPLODE HUMOROUS TOPICS. [DANGER]

[/quote]

Fixed that for ya.

CHUCK DANGER's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.