Nov 12th 2013, 4:51:28
Mr Onion has learned through various nefarious means, that euGENE Autrey, the famous western cowboy known for taking his own course, will return next reset in an action flic rumored to be called Don de La Famiglia.
While the script is not yet fully written, rumors are that euGENE Autrey maybe looking for some new sidekicks to star by his side in future adventures.
"The old script was just getting old, the numbers are way down, and people aren't showing any interest anymore, so we're shaking things up", stated euGENE Autrey.
Final decisions are still being made, on whether this flick will lean more towards an action show, or towards a singing cowboy spaghetti western with a final showdown between euGENE and notrious masked gang, The Resevoir Doggies.
Be sure to check in with THEONION as more details EXPLODE! forth from the set.
Regards,
Mr Onion.
While the script is not yet fully written, rumors are that euGENE Autrey maybe looking for some new sidekicks to star by his side in future adventures.
"The old script was just getting old, the numbers are way down, and people aren't showing any interest anymore, so we're shaking things up", stated euGENE Autrey.
Final decisions are still being made, on whether this flick will lean more towards an action show, or towards a singing cowboy spaghetti western with a final showdown between euGENE and notrious masked gang, The Resevoir Doggies.
Be sure to check in with THEONION as more details EXPLODE! forth from the set.
Regards,
Mr Onion.
