Jan 17th 2014, 1:35:07
-Plankton: What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool. And you know why?
-SpongeBob: Because you cheated?
-Plankton: No, not because I cheated, because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a-- A kid. A stupid kid. Ha, ha, ha. -SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
-Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill--
-SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, 27-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.
-Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune--
-SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic......or managerial promotion......or some other third thing......can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
-Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
-SpongeBob: (feedback whines ) But that's okay.
-Plankton: What? What's going on?
-SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!
Cheating Mod Hall of Shame: Dark Morbid, Turtle Crawler, Sov
