Mar 14th 2014, 15:01:48
MARSHAL!
NO, WE WERE NOT IN NEW YORK. WE WERE IN IOWA, ILLINOIS, AND WISCONSIN. WE DID SEE ON THE NEWS ABOUT THE EXPLODING HOUSES, BUT THAT WAS NOT OUR HANDIWORK.
BILL IS CORRECT THAT WE DID WATCH BRAVEHEART! TWICE! ONCE ON THE FLIGHT TO CEDAR RAPIDS, AND ONCE ON THE FLIGHT BACK. THOSE FLIGHTS WERE ACTUALLY PERFECT AS THEY EACH HAD A LAYOVER IN MINNEAPOLIS. WHY DOES MINNEAPOLIS MAKE ANY FLIGHT PERFECT? BECAUSE A FLIGHT FROM THERE TO WHERE I LIVE TAKES ALMOST EXACTLY THE LENGTH OF ONE BRAVEHEART VIEWING! SLIGHLY LONGER! BY ABOUT TEN MINUTES.
THIS BRINGS US TO A QUESTION THOUGH! WE WILL BE MAKING OUR 8TH OR 9TH (WE CAN'T REMEMBER) PILGRIMAGE TO SCOTLAND THIS SEPTEMBER. WHEN WE TRAVELLED TO NEBRASKA FOR OUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL IN FEBRUARY, WE DETERMINED THAT OUR KINDLE'S BATTERY WAS GOOD FOR EXACTLY 1.75 BRAVEHEARTS. SINCE THEN, WE HAVE BEEN EXERCISING OUR KINDLE, AND HAVE MANAGED TO EXTEND IT'S BATTERY LIFE TO A LITTLE OVER TWO BRAVEHEARTS.
BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM! THE FLIGHT TO SCOTLAND WILL BE OVER 13 THOURS! THAT'S MORE THAN FOUR BRAVEHEARTS!!! AND OUR BATTERY IS ONLY GOOD FOR TWO! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO DURING THE REMAINING TWO BRAVEHEARTS OF TIME, WITH NO KINDLE! WE ARE QUITE DISTRAUGHT OVER THIS.
HA!
SAM
KEEPER OF THE KINDLE OF FREEDOM,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
