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Requiem

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Sep 25th 2014, 3:07:03

It bends, that's a shame.

Below is where the apple fans cry/get defensive:

elvesrus

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Sep 25th 2014, 3:22:21

don't forget 8.0.1

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

mrford

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Sep 25th 2014, 3:32:52

I hear you can charge them in the microwave too

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Requiem

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Sep 25th 2014, 3:39:51

Originally posted by mrford:

I hear you can charge them in the microwave too

Only for 1 minute 30 seconds... and not a millisecond more!

iNouda

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Sep 25th 2014, 6:18:28

I heard you can bend the iPhone 6+. Apparently it's an unannounced new feature called the iBend™.

Requiem

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Sep 25th 2014, 13:50:54

Next year you'll be able to upgrade to the iBendProof and the year after iWaterProof #nextbigthing

ericownsyou5

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Sep 25th 2014, 14:20:41

Looks like your trollolol thread did not work, Req.

No Apple fanboyz posting.

Marshal

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Sep 25th 2014, 14:35:39

apple is wayyyyyyy ahead of others, it has bendable phone already when others are still testing it in laboratories.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Requiem

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Sep 25th 2014, 14:55:30

Originally posted by ericownsyou5:

Looks like your trollolol thread did not work, Req.

No Apple fanboyz posting.

braden

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Sep 25th 2014, 15:21:06

i want to be able to bend my phone why, again?

Trife

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Sep 25th 2014, 15:30:31

Originally posted by braden:

i want to be able to bend my phone why, again?

CUZ THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE

bae

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Sep 25th 2014, 15:33:24

Originally posted by Trife:

Originally posted by braden:

i want to be able to bend my phone why, again?

CUZ THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE

This isn't America :P

braden

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Sep 25th 2014, 16:16:52

!! HI BOO IM AT WORK TOO RIGHT NOW
WERE PRETTY MUCH WORK BUDDIES
!!

Requiem

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Sep 25th 2014, 17:28:22

Originally posted by H4xOr WaNgEr:

Originally posted by Trife:

Originally posted by braden:

i want to be able to bend my phone why, again?

CUZ THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE

This isn't America :P

MURICA owns the internet BAM!

Trife

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Sep 25th 2014, 17:44:59

Originally posted by H4xOr WaNgEr:

Originally posted by Trife:

Originally posted by braden:

i want to be able to bend my phone why, again?

CUZ THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE

This isn't America :P

dont make us bomb you with freedom, infidel!

braden

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Sep 25th 2014, 18:37:20

um, this is murcas world, we just live in it

Boltar

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Sep 25th 2014, 22:31:40

viva la applecraptascular

Ahkasi

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Sep 26th 2014, 2:11:39

Do people in America really still buy iphones?
they at least know we make fun of them right?

iNouda

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Sep 26th 2014, 11:49:17

I'm too poor to buy an iPhone :(

GodHead Dibs

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Sep 26th 2014, 13:39:35

i consider the Apple logo to be the mark of the beast and pretty much flag anybody i see carrying one as a future member of the undead Face-Eating Pothead Zombie Apocalypse Horde. meh. Apple is laughing all the way to the bank.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

Atryn

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Sep 29th 2014, 19:27:37

http://www.theverge.com/...le-store-because-bendgate

Marshal

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Sep 29th 2014, 20:34:30

hopes of the future. kids or their parents will be paying those phones for quite awhile.

Xinhuan

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Sep 30th 2014, 18:33:11

Originally posted by Atryn:

http://www.theverge.com/...le-store-because-bendgate

That was quite hilarious! I'll be honest, I personally think that if a phone can be bent by hand, it is defective design. As Consumer Reports (or some other report) say, it is due to the fact that the iPhone6 uses aluminum that is not reinforced by magnesium. Something like that.

Penguine

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Oct 1st 2014, 10:57:32

Originally posted by braden:

i want to be able to bend my phone why, again?

So it can fit in your pocket, duh.