I don't know where you all have been, but don't be bringing the Ebola virus in here!
(too soon??)
I survived the 2014 Ebola pandemic. i can't stock enough booze so that i can cower in my hole trying to shoo the bugs away with my broken fly swatter. guess them doctors and nurses going to be cashing a bunch of overtime and double-time checks pretty soon.
don't think so. my Bio-lite Camp Stove and stainless steel cookware set should be showing up on Tuesday. I'll be able to boil water and cook my rice whilst y'all be writhing around on the ground like a bunch of crazy health nuttz.
plus I'll also be able to charge my Nook and look up decent bury rituals. not that it'll do any good. ima bury everybody like they be Catholic and make sure that the cross resting over the dead peon pierces their heart just incase they thought about becoming an immoral pain in my ass.