wtf? how long this been going on for?

Hmmmm, I would be suspicious of that...

sounds like either something slipped past google or you went to a dodgy porn site

Fixed

ftfy

you have been partying with charlie sheen?

dont leave us hanging, how was your google search?

he's too embarasssed to reveal it.

I clicked on it and a nice man with an indian accent informed me that microsoft had detected a virus on my puter. He was able to show me where it was on my puter. Then my system crashed right when the guy called me to varify my info. Those micrsoft guys are on top of fluff. Thank god he was there to help. $1500 later all my irc transcripts and even my sim city was restored. My $350 desktop runs like a drean now.

😜

My tech support helper was a Nigerian Prince! I donated an extra $500 on top of the more than reasonable $1500 dollar service charge for removing the viruses so I can get my gold out of storage! Even my porn collection was restored!...well, at least the 3.5 minutes of it I have re-watched so far. ANYWAY, what luck we have to know such smart interesting individuals who serve all of mankind!