if you're old enough to know what opportunity is, you might recognize the state.. (ha, ha)

if you serve me ribs, and i get meat stuck in my teeth and i ask you for a toothpick, will you throw a knife at me?

i plan to visit one day, and ideally will not need to seek medical attention..

"kansaw"

Do you know, it is actually against the law to refer to Arkansas as Ar-Kansas.

I don't live in Arkansas, but I live about 100 yds from it and I go to their football games sometimes. I hear they have at least one really cute girl . . .

but is said cute girl from 2 sets of genes?

Yeah, she seems to be alright

http://www.usatoday.com/...s-savvy-shields/90249172/