Nov 9th 2018, 19:03:05
		
What makes it even more interesting is if the universe smiles upon you and just lines everything up perfectly for you.
For example, I last played Express about a month ago.  Was running a nice fasc/oiler and putting cheap oil on the market.  I made sure to retal every hit that came my way.  Wasn't really looking for a win; just bored, mainly because I forgot to join GDI before retalling.  Anyways, I did a retal on someone, and he RoR'd me.  Douche #1.  I sent a few bioterror ops in his direction because he was a casher, and he's like 'stop, you're not affecting me at all, call a truce', so I did.  His playing style pretty much guaranteed that someone else would be dealing with him shortly.
Soon after, I made a comment in the forum about an earlier retal I made on someone else that netted me way more than the original hit--noob vs pro, that sort of thing.  My comment attracted yet another player to randomly AB me for no reason, other than my comment, and HE posted so.  Douche #2.  So I sent a few token missiles his way, making him think I was through with him.  Then I searched the news history, and realized he was at war with Douche #1.  Interesting.
Then Douche #1 IMs me ingame, saying we should team up and hit Douche #2.  If you've been playing here long enough, you'd know that messaging for collusion is against the rules in Express.  So I reported his message to the mods, and got Douche #1 deleted.  Then, once my turns were replenished, I leveled Douche #2.
Sometimes, if you wait, they screw themselves over.
		
		
				
			
			
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