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Nov 19th 2025, 5:16:38

I've been playing so long that terms like "I got Mehuled" were relevant, you could buy and sell missiles on the market, and had to declare war on a country to do a landgrab.

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Nov 18th 2025, 4:39:55

HAHAHAHAHA! Teach you guys to have a decent SPAL.

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Nov 18th 2025, 4:38:39

Originally posted by VicRattlehead:

Originally posted by SuperFly:

any relation to this purple guy?

Scarecrow (#68)

I think the purpled players are Ratski and AMJ2, this other guy whoever he is did not pull his shenanigans in such a way as to allow him to jump out of range of retals pointing to something other than the type of cheating smlandau was doing.

I wonder if it's Cerberus.

ETA - if my verbiage is unclear above, I'm saying that #64 doesn't look like he's cheating, just trying to set a land record and/or be a giant douche to everyone.

Wasn't me Vic. I was Warshrike.

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Nov 13th 2025, 23:10:35

Originally posted by dragnars:

Great :) There are loads of bots in reach for you isnt there ?

None on my scores list

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Nov 13th 2025, 15:35:42

I'm the one man clan WankersU

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Nov 13th 2025, 11:51:35

Most of the NPC countries are outta sight for me now. This means I might have to look for land elsewhere. I'd suggest not being overly fat in my scores list in the near future.

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Nov 11th 2025, 10:38:40

Originally posted by Slagpit:

Originally posted by Cerberus:

No coordination, simply doing my duty as an ally. If you farm my defensive ally, you should expect to get hit.

This isn't permitted on the Express server. You are giving your defensive allies an unfair advantage over other players by announcing that you will effectively be their policing force. From the posted game rules:

"This server does not have clans. Playing in order to benefit another player is not allowed. Working with another player to disadvantage another player is not allowed."

You're right Slagpit. I didn't mean it that way though I for certain did not mean my strike as a retal, rather as a wake up call about hitting my defensive ally so many times in a row, thus costing me a lot of military.

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Nov 11th 2025, 4:53:14

Cool, Vic. I like Iron Maiden myself, I saw them warm up for Judas Priest at a concert back in the early 80's.

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Nov 10th 2025, 22:13:47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQnlTyXFWS0

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Nov 10th 2025, 22:00:14

They never mentioned the Cowboys greatest thing. If you buy a Cowboys bumper sticker and put it on your hoover, it will suck better.

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Nov 10th 2025, 21:54:46

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Personally I am a bag fan of Cathankins. Some might say worthy of being President of his fan club.

Sounds like game a has some action. We need more guys to spicy it up here.

Coop, express, classic, all those servers already limit attacks. Why are you netters guys always trying so hard to neuter the game and destroy the original way of game play?

What he said.

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Nov 10th 2025, 21:52:54

I should wind up in game a next round, having just started playing tourney. Should be fun.

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Nov 10th 2025, 20:50:49

No, Barry should take Mary out to dinner, and a show.

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Nov 4th 2025, 20:20:21

No coordination, simply doing my duty as an ally. If you farm my defensive ally, you should expect to get hit.

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Nov 4th 2025, 20:12:12

Wasn't you that did me in there slick. And you still ain't Zorro.

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Nov 4th 2025, 19:23:08

LOL

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Oct 31st 2025, 19:10:10

There's a guy whose country name is "Don Diego". This fool hit my defensive ally like 10 times in a row failing each attempt. So I hit him one time, then I log back on to this fool telling me he's gonna retal me 20:1 once he gets turns. I messaged him that he ain't Zorro here. And ding so could prove fatal.

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Oct 31st 2025, 2:29:05

I hope all your kids are safe during the holiday.

Edited By: Slagpit on Oct 31st 2025, 2:50:04

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Oct 31st 2025, 1:11:40

Originally posted by paladin:

I feel bad for his family. As far as the man himself goes... Nothing of value was lost.

I hope that this becomes your epitaph.

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Oct 31st 2025, 1:06:42

Pesky Rangers.

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Oct 26th 2025, 9:46:17

I don't cheat, never have. Cheating and getting caught only provides your enemy with a weapon to use against you.

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Oct 26th 2025, 1:56:05

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by Cerberus:

All you cheating fluffs need to leave the game. Pitiful panks cheat.

Who needs to go?

Those who cheat, get caught, and exposed.

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Oct 19th 2025, 1:25:46

LOL, this must be a karmic thing. MD was pretty vicious back in the day. So perhaps it's justice delayed.

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Oct 19th 2025, 1:21:48

Pleased to see SOL and mercs fighting together.

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Oct 19th 2025, 1:19:37

All you cheating fluffs need to leave the game. Pitiful panks cheat.

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Oct 15th 2025, 18:37:26

Nice Cyref. Great performance.

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Oct 11th 2025, 20:18:10

I'll start this off with a video that clearly defines what is going on.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FR10Z4uJ4f4

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Oct 11th 2025, 1:42:14

OK, who ran off with the crickets?

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Oct 11th 2025, 1:41:21

Whew, that singer must be hoarse for a week after a show.

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Oct 10th 2025, 6:49:53

Mods must be overjoyer that they have so little work.

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Oct 9th 2025, 22:41:39

Rap's Not Really Music.

Think Sly and the family Stone "Dance to the Music"

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Oct 8th 2025, 23:08:02

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO1_XRNcJR0

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Oct 8th 2025, 21:50:52

Originally posted by BlueCow:

People still play this?

Yep

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Oct 6th 2025, 15:08:59

Does anyone claim Captain Bunny as a member?

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Oct 4th 2025, 14:38:44

So, you're calling Kingme a relations Ho?

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Oct 4th 2025, 11:32:20

You haven't been chipped

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Oct 3rd 2025, 7:25:42

I'm not gonna kill them, I'm gonna harvest them.

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Oct 3rd 2025, 2:00:36

{ work with NBK theredore without any confirmation from them, I'm gonna call bullfluff on that last post.

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Oct 2nd 2025, 20:16:59

No response yet? I've patiently waited. You're fat and weak, no contact means no arrangement. I need some land for the finish. You figure it out.

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Sep 26th 2025, 20:53:39

The nick tells you all you need to know Ruthie. Admittedly, I haven't spoken to an Omegan since Mentsr snd Ench have retired.

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Sep 23rd 2025, 13:18:21

Thanks, man. It's OK, I've had crap like this happen to a greater or lesser degree my whole time playing. It's not too hard to find me, just find the clan with the leanest meanest dictatorships.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 23:18:40

How about this? If you like playing, become a patron, if you don't then leave.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 20:15:06

I'm seeing a great deal of similarities between those countries and another tagged clan with who I tried to have a dialog, but got the cold shoulder in response. I have full intel on them. They will find my remaining countries much harder to kill, since I won't just have 250K troops on them now.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 19:58:41

Damn you guys are good. I hope I can sign up with you guys next round.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 19:50:57

You killed them all. :) Now I gotta wait for their restarts to get big enough to pay. Hopefully I'll establish a connection to another clan that I suspect, who has largely remained quiet. I've got good intel capabilities, so I'm gonna crawl up their asses with a microscope.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 19:47:12

2.9 hours ago
Guerillas from (#1736) have invaded your lands!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!

Your military lost:
4424 Troops
Their military lost:
28,000 Troops

It was a costly effort for them. That was their first hit. by the end it was 295 troops I lost to their 10000.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 19:28:04

You guys are the best. You killed the countries that managed to kill two of my smallest. I will begin hunting down the rest. Did you get spy on allies reports on the ones you killed? I would love to know that info. In the meantime, I will be hunting the rest and their allies. I have a strong suspicion who it might be, but I won't comment on that until I know for certain, so I don't inadvertently cast blame on an innocent.

Thanks.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 6:08:29

My bad it's AAV.

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Sep 22nd 2025, 6:07:05

American Army right? You have a very poor build, my friend. I sent you in game messages, which you have not responded to, therefore I removed all your missiles so you don't do something stupid I'd have to kill you for. How bout a response.

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