Feb 1st 2013, 19:13:05
You do realize that there's a certain protocol that people need to go through to successfully survive on this server? Otherwise, the new guy will spend his time here running mediocre countries and getting pancaked repeatedly. Here's a handy outline of my award-winning "NukEvil's Guide to Having Fun on Express":
1. Medications to take when first playing Express
2. Mandatory life insurance policies for every civilian
3. GDI or non-GDI? A parody of Groundhog Day
4. Why time is meaningless in Express
5. How to screw over the techers in 50 easy (and tedious) turns
6. The orgasmic euphoria known as 'solo-killing'
7. Why running a Dict in Express is like driving a Nissan Exterra
8. All-x? More like All-sex, amiritebro??
9. How to turn your country into a pancake in 3 easy steps
10. Diminishing returns (and how to end up in the top 20 because of them)
Poor guy. He'll be gone by the end of the week.
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.
