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Vic Game profile

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6543

Feb 1st 2013, 17:52:36

this is kc's frist express set. guy is a beast. i think he is ideally suited for this fast paced and wild server.
hope he sticks around!

NukEvil Game profile

Member
4328

Feb 1st 2013, 19:13:05

You do realize that there's a certain protocol that people need to go through to successfully survive on this server? Otherwise, the new guy will spend his time here running mediocre countries and getting pancaked repeatedly. Here's a handy outline of my award-winning "NukEvil's Guide to Having Fun on Express":

1. Medications to take when first playing Express

2. Mandatory life insurance policies for every civilian

3. GDI or non-GDI? A parody of Groundhog Day

4. Why time is meaningless in Express

5. How to screw over the techers in 50 easy (and tedious) turns

6. The orgasmic euphoria known as 'solo-killing'

7. Why running a Dict in Express is like driving a Nissan Exterra

8. All-x? More like All-sex, amiritebro??

9. How to turn your country into a pancake in 3 easy steps

10. Diminishing returns (and how to end up in the top 20 because of them)


Poor guy. He'll be gone by the end of the week.
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

King_Cobra1 Game profile

Member
1019

Feb 1st 2013, 19:18:06

wait your telling me vic that my entire purpose here wasn't just to turn your country into a complete parking lot?

smlandau84 Game profile

Member
1949

Feb 1st 2013, 19:18:18

Let's farm this guy, never heard of him