THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS SENT ME HERE TO POINT SOMETHING OUT TO ALL OF YOU, BECAUSE IT SEEMS THAT MOST OF YOU ARE TOO DAFT TO FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS THE NATURAL, COMMON SENSE HOME FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ADHERE TO THE TENETS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM. IT SEEMS TO HAVE GONE MOSTLY UNNOTICED, BUT LAST RESET, OUR MEMBERS WERE ATTACKED EXACTLY ZERO TIMES FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE RESET.

SINCE WE HAD 3 MEMBERS FOR HALF OF THE RESET, THIS EQUALS AN AVERAGE OF 0.0 ATTACKS PER MEMBER PER DAY.

DO YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER CLAN MIGHTY ENOUGH TO BOAST SUCH POWERFUL TAG PROTECTION? NO! YOU DO NOT, BECAUSE THERE IS NOT ONE! NOR, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, HAS THERE EVER BEEN ONE! THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! STANDS ALONE AND VICTORIOUS ATOP A MOUNTAIN OF ALSO-RANS! HERE WE PLANT OUR FLAG AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF OUR TRIUMPH!

AREN'T YOU SICK OF BEING AN ALSO-RAN? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE A TRIUMPH TO BASK IN THE GLORY OF? UH.. A TRIUMPH IN WHOSE GLORY TO BASK? UM. DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD BE A GREAT LIKE US?

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! WE ARE OFFERING A PRECIOUS FEW NEW MEMBERSHIPS THIS RESET. TO BEGIN YOUR CONVERSION, SEND EMAIL TO . BE PREPARED FOR A GRUELING INTERVIEW, BUT DO NOT EXPECT IT TO BE IMMEDIATE!

TODAY, YOU CAN BECOME MORE THAN YOUR FORMER SELF. IF YOU ARE LUCKY!

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF RECRUITING,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

You know... I feel like DANGER are actually netters and they just come across as ferocious and willing to fight so they get those zero hits. What a tactic.

LOCKET!

I WAS AFRAID THAT OUR SHOWING IN THE OCT-NOV RESET MIGHT LEAD SOME TO COME TO THAT CONCLUSION.

IT IS FOR THAT REASON, AND CERTAINLY NOT BECAUSE I WAS INCAPABLE OF COGNITION - OR BLINKING - THIS WEEKEND, THAT I CHOSE TO FAIL TO SPEND MY FINAL 6 OR 7 BILLION DOLLARS IN THE RESET WHICH JUST ENDED.

HA!

SAM
DIRECTOR OF MAI TAIS,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

I WILL CONFIRM THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] PRESENTS A PAINFUL AND GRUELING INTERVIEW! IF YOU MANAGE TO ESCAPE WITH YOUR LIFE YOU WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND THE NECESSITY OF VIOLENT PACIFISM.

APPLY NOW AND FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE THE STONES TO WITHSTAND THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS THE MIGHT CLAN [DANGER]!


CHUCK
DIRECTOR OF FOLLOWING ORDERS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]

JOIN LAF DAMN IT

I MUST JOIN DANGER. MUST JOIN DANGER. MUST JOIN DANGER.

Damn you mind control!

im just gonna make them my land farm this set because of this.

Also, do you insist at YELLING AT US. Not very nice.

Go ahead, im just gonna missile dump on you all set haha

STEVANO!

IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU ARE NEW HERE. ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN: WE ARE NOT YELLING.

IT IS ALSO CLEAR THAT YOUR "F" KEY DOESN'T WORK. HAVE YOU TRIED HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY AND THEN HITTING "F"?

HA!

SAM

that so won't happen in near future.

I am tempted, but sadly, I am not yet worthy of the WORDS OF POWER. Someday I hope that I can achieve the level of mental synergy required to stand in the shadow of DANGER. Alas, I shall continue to better myself and hope that that glorious day is in my future.

v

Try using CAPS on your assignment. The first i'll do is to give you a big F and give it back to you.

New here. what an insult. Just because I don't post often does not make me new. If I remember correctly all caps means your yelling.

TROLLS =).

I see hits on your tag this set.....

If I wasn't playing where I was playing, your statistics would be vastly different. Trust me. I am very much in favor of landgrabbing super fat netters who can only cry about taking that hit and then run around here on the boards screaming about "topfeeders" etc.

Don't think that your crowing about a useless stat is going to preserve that status in the future. :)

STEVANO!

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE PERCEIVED INSULT. WE DID NOT INTEND FOR OUR COMMENTS TO BE INSULTING. RATHER, WE INTENDED FOR THEM TO BE A SLIGHT.

HA!

SAM
CHIEF TECHNICALITICIAN,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Besides, "the committee of one" sounds kinda schizoid if you ask me.

Spends all day in the crapper talking to himself most likely.

WHY ARE YOU BACK TO [DANGER]!
WHAT HAPPENED TO <DANGER>! ?

[DANGER] LOOKS BETTER THAN <DANGER>.

[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 22916; 423353]STEVANO!

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE PERCEIVED INSULT. WE DID NOT INTEND FOR OUR COMMENTS TO BE INSULTING. RATHER, WE INTENDED FOR THEM TO BE A SLIGHT.

HA!

SAM
CHIEF TECHNICALITICIAN,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]

As long as it's slight then I have no problem here. Continue on.

AND STAY OFF HIS LAWN!

So is DANGER's site just all caps all the time? That must get so annoying..

YES SIR IT IS ALL CAPS :-)

I FIND THE LEVELS OF ANIMOSITY IN THIS THREAD STRANGELY AROUSING.

HA!
BILL

YOU KNOW WRITING IN CAPS REALLY ATTRACTS THE READERS ATTENTION.. I JUST MIGHT START WRITING IN CAPS ALL THE TIME: )

so last set you were attacked 0 times.... this set you basically said please farm us.

WE!
WE ARE THE NEW DIABOLIC!
WE!
WE ARE THE BITTER BUCOLIC!
IF I HAVE TO GIVE MY LIFE, YOU CAN HAVE IT!
WE!
WE ARE THE PULSE OF THE MAGGOTS!

Why you hide under new member?

Same here. I enjoy all posts from THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER], they make me smile.

cause he is, just returned to earth.

WRITING IN CAPS IS FUN!

-JEAN DANGER
MINISTER OF ALL THINGS FUN

Cerebus allowed himself to be trolled by someone that was not even trolling . . . THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] is mighty indeed.

This set, it looks as though you guys are getting farmed. :(

THAT WILL BE CHANGING!

HA!

BILL

I HAVE CONVERTED TO 100% JET INDY.
FEEL FREE TO HIT US
IN 3 DAYS WHEN I AM STILL WITHIN MY RETAL WINDOW
I WILL HIT YOU FOR NICE GAINS

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
MINISTER OF LATE RETALING

i declare that your jets are not safe to fly as they have not been fitted with enough parachutes nor have they undergone a thorough safety inspection

your use of capital letters is incredibly dangerous and as such i am revoking your rubber knife privileges

~GUY_SAFETY
preventing embarrassing mouse clicks since 1963

WE!
WE ARE THE NEW DIABOLIC!
WE!
WE ARE THE BITTER BUCOLIC!
IF I HAVE TO GIVE MY LIFE, YOU CAN HAVE IT!
WE!
WE ARE THE PULSE OF THE MAGGOTS!

[/quote]

What in the hell is this? This guy is seriously delusional. Must have smoked too much Angel Dust, or ate too much acid.

no such thing as too much acid

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pulse+of+the+maggots

You guys get slow starts to the set? Looks like your retaller is making the morons pay now though!

If each capital letter in this thread represented the life of each caps lock button in the world, I'm pretty sure we have just witnessed caps lock genocide on a scale we will never, ever see again.

*weeps for the lives of caps lock buttons everywhere*

LOCKET!

YES, YOU ARE CORRECT. I MADE A TERRIBLE BLUNDER, WHICH WAS THEN COMPOUNDED BY A SERIES OF MISSTEPS AND STUMBLES. ONCE WE WERE DOWN A BIT, THE NUMBER OF AGGRESSORS CAUSED ME TO MELT TWO KEYBOARDS AND ONE SMARTPHONE, FURIOUSLY ADDING NAMES TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED. THE COMMITTEE OF ONE ORDERED ME EXCOMMUNICATED, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY PARDONED ME ONCE THEY REALIZED THAT I AM THE KEEPER OF THE TERRIBLE SPREADSHEET OF DEVESTATION.

DO NOT FEAR! THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT WILL SOON BE OVER, AND OUR SPRING OF MALAISE CAN COMMENCE!

FURTHERMORE! I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT I MUST CORRECT CHUCK. AS WAS ANNOUNCED 2 RESETS AGO, OUR RETAL WINDOW HAS RUSTED STUCK IN THE OPEN POSITION. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY CONFUSION OR FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY WHICH CHUCK'S COMMENTS MAY HAVE CAUSED. THE COMMITTEE HAS ORDERED THAT HE BE FLOGGED WITH A LOCK OF MY HAIR.

HA!

SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

DANGER is farmland this set too. Its crazy..

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[/quote quote quote]

WE FIGHT!
'TIL NO ONE CAN FIGHT US!
WE LIVE!
AND NO ONE CAN STOP US!
WE PULL!
WHEN WE'RE PUSHED TOO FAR!
AND THE ADVANTAGE IS!
THE BOTTOM LINE IS!
WE NEVER!
HAD TO FIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
WE ONLY!
HAD TO SPIT BACK IN THEIR FACE!
WE WON'T!
WALK ALONE ANY LONGER!
WHAT DOESN'T KILL US ONLY MAKES US STRONGER!

[REPEAT CHORUS]!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?


FURTHERMORE! WE DO NOT EAT ACID. WE ENJOY ACID SUPPOSITORIES.

SCREW ALL XPLORE, YOU'RE GETTN FARMED, GO XPLORE THEM!

You guys should contact MGP and merge or something.

I like your thinking.